Kristen 👻

Yall ever wonder how full your health bar is?

I would simply kill myself, I’m not doing all that

Sounds to me like Michael Tracey is a dumb cunt who would rather protect rapists and enablers than use his head and think about victims. Quick, Michael, how many women no longer feel safe in a room with you?

I didn’t get enough time with my friends it’s time to go back. I’m gonna start a scam to fund Trip 2 I think

Just know that if I ever publish a book, the audiobook will NOT be audible exclusive. Nothing makes me angrier than huge companies leeching more money from people.

If I’ve ever cried in front of you…. Nuh uh. You have to forget that rn.

Seeing resident evil tomorrow & if it’s bad you’ll all find out exactly who the evil resident is

I need everyone to stop posting pics of their dead dogs under cute dog videos. I don’t wanna scroll the comments and start crying!!! Please start catering your entire internet existence to me

At any given moment you will find me laughing abt Rocky Flintstone killing Dick Van Dyke and writing that he was “humming alone at a bus stop” in heaven 😭

they put up a dada center just outside of town and life has been unbearable ever since. thing looks like a fucking fish

Nothing makes me freeze up faster than a man in a creative space asking “so uh…. How woke is everyone here?”

This is Pepe le Pew. He has been to the beach many times over the years, but still gets just as excited about it. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (TT: pepedog808)

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We only rate dogs. This is a very fast tater tot. Please stay out of the way as he clearly has places to be, and only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: choppertp)

I have a 20-year-old Gamecube that still works like a dream. So up yours, asshole.

Can’t do a birthday party where I make my friends dress as their favourite pic of me bc I hardly take photos when I’m not acting so the options are like…. Acid clown, bloody murderer, servants 1-10, weird little frog, kinda ditzy intern (with lion variant)

No one in NZ sells the Qualla Mushroom Garden blind boxes and I’m going insane. I’ve only ever found two blind boxes I actually like and neither are sold here. Anyway it’s time to find a place for my lone mushroom

This is Zeus. He isn't mean or anything. Just thinks more people should be aware of his existence. 13/10 (TT: j90peo)

This is Gorda. She was reunited with her family after being spotted on a livestream of fans celebrating a Mexico World Cup win. "I wanted to cry, to laugh, to hug her and even to scold her," Garcia said of their reunion. "While we were worried looking for her, she was out partying!" 12/10

Can’t relate to the “class of 2020 didn’t get a graduation” memes because i graduated Uni in 2020 with a ceremony thanks to how NZ’s govt at the time handled lockdown 🤪. So basically I think we should stop that meme now.

Fighting for my life to convince Mish’s chat the new dbd killer is Pumpkinhead and I’m finally seeing people repeat it. Now we wait 🤭🤭🤭

[mouthwashing] i hope this hurts

Me when a Māori character is introduced to a show vs me when the character’s whole deal is being troubled & hating school & wanting to ruin everyone else’s lives out of anger

“Diamonds are a girls best friend” is incorrect. A girl’s true best friend is the resident evil infinite rocket launcher

Mind you…. He can’t mind game for shit

No offence but why are people asking if El will have powers when she’s added to dbd. Are y’all dumb? Do y’all play the game at all? Why the FUCK would a survivor have powers? We’ve been over this, christ.

*smashes the buzzer so hard it shatters into a million pieces* WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU’D SAY IN BED

Keep going. Be meaner. Aim whatever lizard-brain impulse you have towards cruelty and violence in this direction.

"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out pick up a pencil and a napkin

Extremely proud of my son today

I miss the NZ secret Santa 😩

Bigfoot is just one guy. It’s just him and that’s it. There aren’t any other bigfeet, it’s just the one guy

Lots of folks captioning aurora photos like "for a few minutes we didn't think about politics" guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation

BONUS: if you ever had a Twilight phase or celebrate "hoa hoa hoa" season, know that the Quileute Tribe 1. Is a real tribe from La Push 2. Never saw a dollar from Twilight 3. Had their culture butchered for the sake of fiction,and 4. Currently occupy a high risk flood+tsunami zone mthg.org

Gonna start rage (against the machine) baiting

See personally, if I was Lorelai? Luke would have to take out a restraining order to keep me away. She really fumbled I fear 😔 🙏🏻

Fuck ALL the men who did that to Bachir. Fuck ANYONE who is covering it up or covering for them. I hope they all die actually. He is a CHILD. A FUCKING CHILD. God I hate it here!!!!

FUCK ALL YALL WHO DOUBTED ME!!! SILKSONG SEPTEMBER 4!!! WAR IS OVEEERRRRR!!!!

Your silence on the mysterious support beam in DBD is deafening…..

I actually can and will judge people who are using environmentally devastating technology built on mass theft to create a fictional partner who does nothing but tell how great they are.