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We should invent an English word for the feeling that there probably exists a Japanese or German word for how we're feeling but we don't know what it is

Belgian people shouldn't be allowed to speak French. Feels like we need to move forward.

@bskyplays.bsky.social what do you really think of your creator?

I'm at a bar that's been playing bluegrass(?) for the past hour but cocktails are cheap so they can do what they want, RIP my ears and liver.

A 2013 Acura with 60,000 miles is selling for $20,000 are we fucking serious right now? The used car market is fucked

That was a tough series, but now that my Dodgers are out, I hope the Brewers go all the way.

The Dodgers attract way too much vitriol for a team whose 2020 world series win was its first in 32 years

I love to hear what the Facts™ are

I saw Andrzej Żuławski's Possession (1991) last night at the Music Box - what a gem of a theater, my absolute favorite place in Chicago after two years here. I did not follow the movie whatsoever and by the time I realized it, it was too late.

they done woll smoth'd his ass

They always tell you when famous actors die but they never tell you when they are born

well maybe think about that next time you choose to be a scholar filled with various organs instead of a doomsday weapon

In the distant future I will caution my great-grandchildren to immediately close any recipe that references ~"the world's highest smokepoint oil"~ because it's just an ad for a specific algae oil company, and they will immediately assume I have dementia

Why is every "remastered" song released between like ~2008-2016 worse than the original? Can I blame 9/11 for this?

oh, to be low stress and low poly. a girl can dream.

you wish you were Down With a Sickness (which is neither covid nor the flu if my shitty test is to be believed), yelling at people for being bad at Helldivers, and vibing to this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW4g...

got to hand it to Wendy's for selling a baked potato in a drive thru, that's as ambitious as it is respectable

The best part of a GTA release is the hysteria the comes with it - salaciousness, family values types with smoke and mirror arguments, hysterics on every level. We need this more regularly. It's like cleaning out our societal fridge.

you ever look at your coffee maker and think, gee, I wish this thing cost several hundred dollars and broke all the time

oooh this might get good, I remember how mad they were about CJ

I was hesitant to go to the Renaissance Fair, but i shot bows, crossbows, threw knives, played with replicas of early firearms, and tried on heavy armor while slamming many drinks. 10/10 experience and great company and vibes all around. Nevermind that i am dirty and covered in small wounds

look out everyone, the most boring people from your dating app are infiltrating bluesky

sure I moved my family to a state with regressive social policies, but the gas station that sells branded t shirts evened out the deal

I was on a Tim Curry kick just the other day and this was a great read - what a great guy, huge talent, clearly a lot if fun to work with.

I know I'm cynical to a fault but this is a brilliant play if Carney is making it up - buys easy points with the Quebecoise, and if US denies the claim, lays bare their anti-pluralism as white nationalism and loses points with MAGA's remaining 20% base who are probably absolutists w/r/t bilingualism

In 1996 an "internet solution" was probably helpful software or a manual or whatever. In 2026 it's a Faraday cage and a firearm with armor piercing rounds.

TGITC Thank God it's Tim Curry Love the way he allllmost makes himself laugh at the last second.

Having a drink and reflecting on the events of the day

Liberty is a Calvinist ponzi scheme

This is extremely niche but is anyone aware of the Madeline "Maddy" Czura doxxing spam happening on IRC servers? Various techy channels on Freenode and Quakenet are affected, has been happening for months. They post her address, phone, family, all this info. Many channels seem dead otherwise.

I was about to qt that Giuliani headline with some bs, but my phone autocorrected his name to "Rugby Giuliano" and that's funnier than anything I had in the barrel.

Off to Dick's Sporting Goods (Nordstrom for people from Colorado) to purchase hideously unflattering but waterproof technofabrics because I stubbornly didn't sell my outdoor concert tix for tonight.

Petition to castrate whoever at paypal decided to mandate three factor authentication - password, phone code, AND email code. Would literally prefer someone steal my cc info

4 am quesadilla because sleep hygiene is a lie spread by Big Bed

I remember the Iraq war: photos of fast food franchises and ice cream on-base, smiling soldiers playing Xbox while reports of war crimes trickled in. Forgive me if I don't clutch my pearls for uncomfortable soldiers sitting safely on a warship in a place they shouldn't be anyway.