Steph

@mikkelbjak.bsky.social happy birthday!! ♏️

All we need is one little blood clot.

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‘Rhythm’ has two h’s and no vowels. Just remember: Rhythm Helps Your Two Hips Move Rhythm is also a dancer and a soul’s companion.

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Ukrainian TikTok Witches

SpaceX is actually ACME, isn’t it

Pinched from another place ...

I cannot think of two less masculine-looking men than the Tate brothers, until I remember the thundercunts that are our President and Vice President.

I wish I could snort a line of Canadian citizenship

someone just texted me this and it’s the best description yet

Pass it on.

Not going to lie, seeing French President Macron humiliate the orange convicted felon in the White House by fact checking his lies in real time and laughing at his stupidity to his face was glorious and hilarious AF although very embarrassing for our country.

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source. Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

Our German supporters made us realize we made a mistake, and we want to acknowledge it. Germany, you’re in our thoughts. While we’re relieved that AfD was defeated, we understand this is not a moment for celebration. There is still much work ahead, and we stand in solidarity with you.

Not wrong.

Brilliant protest. Yosemite National Park workers hung an upside-down American flag — traditionally a symbol of distress or a national threat — thousands of feet off the ground on the side of El Capitan.

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Idiocracy was a documentary

I suspect we’re going to be hearing more stories about failing farmers having their land bought for cheep—it’s not a coincidence. Is this why USAID was cut—to make way for billionaires?! Watch til the end and keep an eye on national parklands too. 🧵

Might get laid off tomorrow weeeeeeeeeeeee

Sheesh…so this just happened to a Delta flight from Minneapolis landing in Toronto….the airport announced that everyone on board is accounted for 🙏

Sea of Sin 🤷‍♀️

It’s a C O U P Keep reposting this

JFC... pilots are not going to fly planes if they don't feel safe

Are people finally waking up? The real fight isn’t about bathrooms or drag queens—it’s about who holds power & at whose expense. Culture war is just a distraction, keeping working people too busy fighting each other rather than noticing who’s actually robbing us blind: billionaires—not each other!

Fellow Americans: When you see your king giving you orders in a thick South African accent, don’t you feel a little bit ashamed?

He who saves his country violates no laws.

SO ... What TRUMP says about birthright citizenship totally opens a big can of constitutional WORMS! Why not use the same logic on the 2ND AMENDMENT? They are talking about the muskets that used 1 round leaded ball back then! Not the high compacity ammo guns of today!🤔🙃 share.newsbreak.com/bk4kh0cf

Correct. If the birthdate field contains corrupt or mismatched data, it defaults to 1875-05-20, which serves as a flag. May 20, 1875, is the day the international standards and metrics treaty was signed. Everything is a conspiracy when you don’t know how anything works.