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Prompting my AI agent to jerk off for me because I'm too tired and sleepy. Goodnight.

Ladies, I'm catching your eye

I'm glad to have been born into this world of pain and suffering and love and joy. I can take it all.

Older lesbian couple next door is always so nice to me. They just brought me cookies. :)

Schloss Marienburg castle in winter

Trinity in the opening scene of The Matrix Reloaded:

French coworker taught me about inhaled oauis and I've been doing it all day.

In this economy, I am making burger and fry at home.

10 mins up, either you saw it or you didn't

It’s actually a bit chilly today. Finally.

Australopithecus 3 million years ago:

Been working for 12 hours, not close to done, will be working late, have to get up early tomorrow if anyone gaf.

Discover page just served me with several posts from diaper fetishists. I am a newborn babe and the world is full of wonder and mystery.

good evening

Miklós Ligeti, Kiss, 1902

I have never seen a cowhide rug look good anywhere.

faust (1926) dir. f.w. murnau

Found out my English HS teacher passed away recently. She used to love reading my bad emo poetry. Once confessed she'd dreamed of me. She spared me the details, a small mercy. In another lifetime, I could've been president of France. RIP

Co-worker ragging on me because I still use an iPhone 12. It works fine, what's the problem?

I wonder if the horse was the first animal the *kóryos tried to ride, or if it was a series of failures.

Context and human intention give art meaning. A machine recombining the glories of human expression will always produce something stillborn and bloodless.

I think it’s feeble, but if life’s little frictions are too much to handle, by all means. Not sure why that requires my validation.

Claude, make no mistakes... or else.

I fatly gave someone the number to my local Chinese takeout place instead of my own phone number. I told them I made a mistake and had given them my old number.

girl dinner

Scrolled through Twitter video feed and took psychic damage

Tonight we let the globular amphora do the talking

Company offered to send me a truly awful $900 monitor stand for review. Possibly one of the ugliest desk accessories I've seen. Even free it felt overpriced. I declined the privilege.

Deleted my dotfiles by mistake

found

I take my gold chain off ONCE and I lose it. My swarthmaxxing days are over I fear.

Hip hip hooray type shit

Prokofiev: Piano concerto no.2, op.16, 2015 Yuja Wang

Returning to Reims, 2017 Didier Eribon adaptation, directed by Thomas Ostermeier

You're confusing your own disposability with everyone else's. Don't flatter yourself by thinking your job was the extent of your redundancy.

Need new period drama to watch

"You better not be wistfully reminiscing on life and loss when I get home" me:

Fired a client this morning. Having sushi for lunch.

Did you seriously just ask for whom the bell tolls? It tolls for thee, bro.

This is just Andy Weir's 'The Egg' for the particularly unimaginative.

People on Twitter at least have the expectation of being paid for posting drivel. The insufferable little narcissists here just beg to be flogged and humiliated. It's all so tedious.

throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky

Just made one bajillion portions of the world's blandest soup

Hegelian e-girls.. what was all that about?

Do nothing Nothing happens Just as I predicted...