graybandit

Every month. A tech CEO gives an interview to Monstrous Human Monthly and they are like hell yeah this makes me look awesome

Oh thank fuck, @playfeedgames.bsky.social has made a way to browse Next Fest that filters out the AI games. playfeed.games/nextfest

just fiddling around with medium-old laptops again, as one does

When a wolf gets bitten by a werewolf, every full moon it turns into a guy, who has no memory of being a wolf and goes around acting like an investment banker. This is surprisingly not discussed often, despite being the subject of the documentary “The Wolf of Wall Street.”

my Razer Kraken USB headphones have now outlived 2 sets of ear pads over the past 5 years, and I got them cheap as used

If there was any gender-neutral-meritocratic impulse *at all* in this White House, Pete Hegseth would be the most fired man in America.

"You’ve fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this; never get in a field goal battle with the Vikings, when an NFC game is on the line!"

fully accepting the fact that i am in my old man stage, i refuse to feel anything positive for the vandals. fully fuck that team. i remember all the cheap shots and late hits and garbage. 12 straight should be the only number i have to remember about you.

I have the @amandamull.bsky.social biscuit recipe saved on my phone, but finding it can be slightly inconvenient so i usually just google it again when i forget specifics (it happens) Google is so trained that "Aman" autocompletes to "da mull biscuit recipe"

broncos edging just to keep the fans invested late

@docseuss.bsky.social i refuse to give them the satisfaction of a dogpile-y response but also lol wtf is going on there? "WHY WRITE SO MUCH IF YOU DON'T CARE, I DON'T CARE IF YOU CARE, I AM GOING TO BELABOR THIS POINT REPEATEDLY" is wild work for a sunday

@cheeziebreezie.bsky.social @myohwhy.bsky.social well, it happened youtube.com/shorts/e1GBV...

Live report from the Minnesota State Fair, located in the heart of American democracy, where there’s an ICE Out adaptation of Picasso’s Guernica made entirely from crops

I'm not @apsciencebylyn.bsky.social but trust me this was a LARGE spood this morning at the job site.

Idaho friends: the Minnesota primary is wild. There's one ballot, you just have to choose which party column you want to vote in and stick to it, nobody has to loudly announce which party you are to your neighbors Wild stuff!

I Voted.

Don’t hesitate to come to the polls; DOJ monitors will be outside the 100-foot zone, you don’t have to talk, you also don’t have to freak out, if you see them talking to anyone before they vote (they can only do so after) or engaging otherwise, tell the precinct head judge. We’re trained to help.

makes you think

IT SMELL LIKE BIH IN HERE!

I hope KAT still has Jimmy Butler’s number

I don't know who Spencer Pratt is, and at this point I'm afraid to ask.

Today, you might see a TV ad starring something that... kind of looks like me. My opponent's super PAC is using an AI deepfake of me to mislead voters. They can't win with the truth - so they're resorting to lies. It's disgusting. Minnesotans deserve better.

mother of God what is this @reflectivity.bsky.social @zebpalmer.com

@simeonthefool.bsky.social well well well

there's much better answers, but for how small they both are, it is truly amazing how much Idaho hates Boise

5 more days until Harambe’s dying curse of a decade of awfulness ends.

I think McDonalds has their AI voice guy taking orders now, instead of just asking if you want to use the app.

@zebpalmer.com welp

Every NHL player should wear a facemask/bubble. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

it's only Taco Tuesday because it happened to be today when I got tacos may you all eat well and prosper

*me not realizing @jcsalterego.bsky.social got verified* *me seeing it happened 4/1/26* *me not falling for it*

Grimlock

@davlin.bsky.social what have you done