Roy Graham

Tim Sweeney bravely taking the pro-meteor stance here

so hungover I’m reading the Wikipedia page for “human”

In the nine years I've been freelancing with Wizards, almost every creative I've worked with has left for the exact reasons laid out by the Union here. Make sure to sign and support the people who make the game you love.

Yesterday, Wizards informed us that it doesn’t intend to voluntarily recognize the D&D or Studio X units of our union ahead of a vote. We remain committed to creating a workplace focused on wellness, transparency, and collaboration by winning our coming election.

GET EM BOYS

Curious how you can help? We ask that you sign our petition for Wizards to voluntarily recognize our union, share it with your communities, and keep an eye on this account for future updates! actionnetwork.org/forms/uwotcp...

I am proud and joyful beyond measure to join my colleagues in this effort to forge a mighty union. We, the workers who make D&D and Magic: the Gathering, are organizing to keep two of the best games of all time healthy and strong. Solidarity forever <3

Very mentally good to occasionally treat your home city like you would a place you’re vacationing. Give yourself blocks of unstructured wandering time. Plan one interesting cultural activity per day. Drink a beer in the afternoon, talk to strangers who seem amenable to it

My main Resident Evil opinion is that I think it would have been a lot better if every scene hadn’t turned into an I Think You Should Leave bit halfway through

i will never take giant growth out of my ghalta deck. that's a promise to YOU, the voters

Last night at the party someone asked how long it would take a cup of coffee to cool down to drinking temp if you heated it to a million degrees (and it didn’t instantly vaporize for some reason). Two absolutely hammered chemical engineers went at it for a while and left their notes in the kitchen

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with some sort of vibrating Mega-Knife

possibly mamdani's first ever comms fail

Easily defeating a race of psionic aliens because football has already numbed us to their primary weapon (mental and emotional torture)

Climate change has devastated America’s coastline, flooding the streets of New York—and in this new world of risen sea levels, there’s nowhere to hide. Coming this summer… JAWS 5: SHARK IN THE CITY

The #MTGFracture story comes to a close. One book closes as another opens.​ Read Episode 10: "Happy Birthday" on DailyMTG right now! magic.wizards.com/en/news/magi...

It was a real blast to nerd out about Reality Fracture with the Command Zone and friends! Come for the previews, stay for the Yargle leg day jokes

The endgame approaches. The Theorist's plans come to fruition.​ Read Episode 9: "Unafraid" on DailyMTG right now! magic.wizards.com/en/news/magi...

Reality Fracture's story will finish TOMORROW! It will be a double feature, with episodes 9 and 10 both posting--don't miss the grand finale!

mom I'm on the tv

The plan revealed, a heart broken. Read #MTGFracture Episode 7: spr.ly/63322BG8626

He's beyond reason, Jace finally snaps. Read #MTGFracture Episode 6: spr.ly/63320BG86SI

enough with the power-scaling discourse! as Magic story lead I could very easily defeat Jace

if you were to ask me what I've drawn the most, in the most variations, over the course of my life I could confidently tell you the answer is "frog wearing sunglasses"

Chapter 4? Moon's haunted. #MTGFracture magic.wizards.com/en/news/magi...

Planeswalkers gather as Jace's machinations begin to take hold. Read Episode 3 of the #MTGFracture story over at DailyMTG right now! magic.wizards.com/en/news/magi...

My mid year reminder to artists! Wizards has a portfolio submission tool so if you’ve ever wanted to create art with your own hands, you can get it in front of real human art directors!

brother anyone could have seen this coming. you took the most annoying avatar of illiterate zoomers and paired it with the walking representation of the book your Dad falls asleep reading at the beach. Your target audience was the intersection of Oil and Water

Liliana may be trapped in a cell, but her words still hold power. Read Episode 2 of the #MTGFracture story right now! magic.wizards.com/en/news/magi...

STORY DAY! Come read the first episode of an arc finale three years in the making, from the inimitable @alisontheperson.bsky.social !!! You won't want to miss this, folks.

Humbled and thrilled to share I wrote the story for Reality Fracture, the end of Magic’s Echoverse Arc! It was a joy to collaborate with old friends and return to the Multiverse once again.

pistachios are so foolish for thinking their flimsy shells will stop me

The point of writing a novel is picking out the theme-establishing epigraph, and maybe a second quote that creates interesting contrast with the first. All the other stuff (plot, characters) is kind of secondary

it is hard to communicate linear narrative on two-inch squares of cardboard

exiting therapy and immediately logging onto Microsoft Teams is probably the most severe whiplash I regularly inflict on my immortal soul

Thank you @seananmcguire.bsky.social for uniting me with my beautiful toothy son