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learned today that my parents call an incognito mode window "the dark internet" and that when they open it by mistake, it scares them and they close it immediately.

the amount of psychological torment that adobe acrobat has caused would lead - in any functioning society - to the biggest class action lawsuit in the world undiluted pure garbage. honestly, that's even an insult to garbage.

i have made this to help spammers in their journeys to get better spamtherapy.com

tired: "my ping time is not bad! my fast.com speed is good!" wired: "my bufferbloat is solid" bufferbloat. always and only bufferbloat. www.waveform.com/tools/buffer...

CGO. Chief Greg Officer. that's my role. xxx

such a beauty, film and sound xx www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GyN...

i love php and wordpres! fun new trivia site dropped! wooho! wordpress.greg.technology this site brought to you by the dead horse kicking gang xxx!!

an EXTRAORDINRY effing mix by Jody Peyote www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqVp...

HELLO i have made a thing would people like to try it please thanks!!!! i adore feedback, thank you spacebar.greg.technology

I paid $11 for a domain name hoping to spread a message of joy and understanding and confusion jewss.com

if you get a baby, i will give you the best gift #gregthings

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a suuuuuuuuper beautiful short film by friend and bandmate Eldridge!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYVJ...

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Just incase we need each other’s advice

have you ever been to a dinner party where someone tries to remember the name of a SNL character named Shalamiza but no one can remember that character has this ever happened to you, and would /you/ know Shalamiza

i want my coffin to be in the shape of a giant "sign out" button

Fuck he's right, we've been played for fools

the problem with waiting in line for a "popular" bakery in brooklyn is not that it's extremely silly - it's that it's completely fake. bread is not being *baked* for you. you are given bread for money. a line should be moving. it's intentional and so, so annoying. avoid! it's a stupid fashion!

bro(ad)casting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wow. WOW.

you love AI! you love open source! you love my friend Antoine! you love me??????? we made a fun episode together!! if you find this interesting. www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbiD...

i made a new time system - befitting of someone named gregory, i know (like the calendar) -- anyway time.greg.technology

Thinking ahead in the winter who wants to do secular door to door caroling like maybe early medieval thru baroque

i made a chrome extension that shows the current weather and the sun/moon in every page of your browser - it's called outdoors simulator, it helps me stay grounded chromewebstore.google.com/detail/fbpbh...

such a great version audiomack.com/jacob-wick-1...

the skinny apartment is IMMORTALIZED in this excellent doc about infrastructure. see it if you get the opportunity. it is incredible and amidst the beauty you will be jumpscared by many of your favorite ridgewood rippers and skinny alumni. walid, drucker, and for a handful of seconds, me hahaha

The worlds best christopher-nolan esque video game for cats U IN??

friend and fellow @recurse.com alumni Saul Pwanson, of VisiData fame (!), has just released this beautiful js port of a famous Commodore 64 game: below-the-root.saul.pw/about he's not on bsky so I'm posting it here so that you all great folks see it!!

..task? ...task? ....task yet? TASK!!!!

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fixed it github.com/antoinelecla...

get yourself a friend who loves you and love them back and then grow vegetables together and build a village and go off grid and build chrome extensions for each other. from my friend antoine: github.com/antoinelecla...