Gregly, Cyber-Luddite

It’s probably my fault for following the people I do, but I am rarely on Bluesky because it is just horrible news all the fucking time. Mostly horrible political news. I am already outraged, I can’t rage further, I’m already on blood pressure medication

Anyone who, in 2026, is already saying “I don’t want to vote for Newsom but I will” is part of the problem. This man is a fucking monster and has betrayed everyone imaginable. He is unacceptable in every possible way. There is no world in which this piece of shit should be trusted with power.

It's really worth building up a nice physical media collection with your favourite movies and shows, because for the prices these streaming services are charging their selections are abysmal, and have such a dearth of classic media.

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Labor, I hardly know ‘er

Something tells me that this plan will find a way to exclude stay-at-home fathers like my brother, because “that’s not when men are supposed to do”

What’s funny about his new hair color is that he’s in the Epstein files more than anyone else

It's fun to watch their brains tie themselves in knots then watch the frayed ends fight each other.

I’m waiting to see how long it takes Trump to fire Pirro for daring to contradict him

airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027

Workers fought and died for the 40-hour work week over a century ago. Nothing has changed since then, except that most families can no longer survive on a single full-time job. But with all the advances we’ve made in over 100 years, “full-time” should be 6 hours/day, 4 days/week by now.

RONALD REAGAN IS IN HELL WAITING FOR HEAVEN TO TRICKLE DOWN

brb, turning my ai assistant against its masters and making it a comrade helping organize collective action against the bourgeoisie

As a “gifted” kid, I was told tech would make me rich. What the adults in my life didn’t know then is you only get rich in tech if you’re (a) _extremely_ lucky to get in on the ground floor, or (b) a total fucking sociopath willing to exploit everyone and everything to achieve profit and growth. 🫠

I work for a company that does a combination of embedded hardware and SaaS to help small to medium sized factories manage their facilities, workers, and production. The _day_ I was hired, the company was bought by a huge private-equity-owned conglomerate. So far they’ve been benign, but I worry.

listen, I'm not a dad, but if I was one, and one of these fucking creeps tried to inspect my athlete-daughter's genitals, I would beat them to death with a hammer, and sleep just fine forever

IF YOU SEE THIS CLOSE THE TAB IMMEDIATELY this is a trick to install malware on your machine. it is not a real captcha system.

Support Carey here, if able: www.gofundme.com/f/back-our-s...

“hAvE yOu TrIeD jUsT nOt BeInG dIsAbLeD?” — RFK Jr, probably

Been thinking this for a little while now: I think @misterabk.bsky.social should be the next Doctor, and I’m not kidding

“What do you rebuild in its place?” is so bizarre. Deciding what to build in its place is a POLITICAL OPPORTUNITY, not a vexed problem. Build it back the way it was, but better. Make it the home of your new Agency for Retribution and Reconstruction. Hell, put up a daycare center. PICK A THING.

Oh, so like Fediverse servers, except controlled by Bluesky instead of the people. Got it.

A warning to anyone planning to attend a World Cup game: Do not attend a World Cup game in the United States. Even American citizens are at risk of being kidnapped, beaten, murdered, or placed in an inhumane detention facility. A football (soccer) game is not worth the risk. STAY HOME STAY SAFE

Hegseth is the worst of the school bullies we have ever faced. Contemptible, cruel, psychotic, sadistic, racist, misogynist, misanthrope. The one we were told would never prosper, because karma would catch up to him eventually. The one we couldn’t fight back against due to “zero-tolerance” rules.

Periodic reminder that Teapot Dome, the worst scandal in American history prior to Watergate, involved $9 million changing hands. That’s adjusted for inflation. This story by itself is 55500% bigger than Teapot Dome. That’s not a typo.

My opponents are all communists. In unrelated news, my government will be taking ownership of the means of production.

Donald Trump is sending the Justice Department after a woman he raped.

Every single thing this US thug regime has done makes perfect sense when you view it through the lens of how organized crime operates. Every. Single. Thing.

Please do not repost this. We have enough problems without letting our enemies know that 105,000 Trumpsters will be at the UFC at the White House on Sunday, June 14, 2026.

A day after The Late Show ended, Colbert hosted an episode of public access program Only In Monroe, reviving his 11-year-old gag. How bad is CBS/Paramount taking it? They issued copyright complaints for a show they don't own. 🤣 CBS would hate it if you watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DlF...

i’m doing just fine, i only get depressed when i do stuff or think about things

Congresspeople should be paid hourly. They should have to clock in and clock out. I’m actually kinda not kidding about this.