Gregwithoneg

Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...

Look like the ‘Lake America’ crap is only applicable in North America

I put the one from over 4 months ago with today’s.

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hi, I’m my own large intestine

I know the World Cup has had its issues, but overall I think the risk FIFA took in having a third world country host the tournament has paid off

In that situation they had to say yes, because of the implication

The regime’s paramilitary forces are assaulting the ruler’s critics and political opponents

Boyz 4 Now

So two theocracies are at war and the rest of the world is going to have to pay the price.

Andrew Neil does not do vagueness

The president has illegally declared war to stop fentanyl trafficking from a country that does not traffic that drug, claiming its leader is trafficking drugs himself, the day after pardoning a former leader of a country who is a convicted drug trafficker. Just to level set

‘The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.’ George Orwell, Animal Farm

It’s less paperwork than running a pyramid scheme I guess.

It’s rare you get to see a meme come to life

Is anyone else hoping England get drawn in the same pool as the USA at the World Cup so we can hear what chants the English fans come up with about the Pedo President?

Sometimes I wonder if JJ Abrams has some sort of undiagnosed eye condition

Is this one of those ‘the European mind can’t comprehend’ moments? abcnews.go.com/US/fda-warns...

Can’t believe Neil Young outlived him. I always assumed it would be… (puts on sunglasses) ..Neil before Zod.

Yep, she called it

So is this going to be a thing?

He’s just stating the facts…

That explains the gravy in the rugby results today

Well that’s us screwed then

Amazing how many US citizens think they can just roll up to a foreign country’s health system and get healthcare on demand.

If Elon OD’s in the next few days, no he didn’t.

Well this could become a thing #Trump #Epstein

New Zealand is officially warning its citizens the USA is not a country you want to be travelling to anymore newsroom.co.nz/2025/05/13/k...

From the same guy who was jumping around on stage with a chainsaw, celebrating taking away the livelihood of thousands of federal employees

I just sell cars and love everyone!

In the USA the government is sacking people who stop planes from colliding and keep nuclear weapons safe, in New Zealand the coalition government may be on the brink due to poor quality lunches being served to school kids

Map Of Coalition Countries That Lost At Least 1 Solider Helping US Forces In Afghanistan Between 2001 & 2021 Have they even said thank you once? List of total deaths by country: brilliantmaps.com/coalition...

This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell. This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.

Tesla paid $0 in federal income tax last year. 2022: $0 2021: $0 2020: $0 2019: $0 2018: $0 Tesla reported $6.7 billion in profit in those years.

RIP David Lynch

Bit of a slow roller that one #eqnz

The tweest little quake there #eqnz

Bloke just sat next to me on the train wearing RED trousers. FML