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Effective immediately, the Italian Republic will no longer allow Italian Americans who believe themselves to be our ‘paisanos’ to set foot on our land,” Meloni said of the blanket policy passed unanimously by Parliament

History Of St. Patrick’s Day https://theonion.com/history-of-st-patricks-day/

God Admits He No Longer Loves Humanity But Is Too Afraid To Leave https://theonion.com/god-admits-he-no-longer-loves-humanity-but-is-too-afraid-to-leave/

DraftKings Introduces In-Dream Betting https://theonion.com/draftkings-introduces-in-dream-betting/

Department Of Education Sternly Announces It Is Counting To 3 https://theonion.com/department-of-education-sternly-announces-it-is-counting-to-3/

Gee, I'm sure glad I managed to grab some RAM before the price hikes.

FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College https://theonion.com/fda-bans-captain-morgan-rum-after-having-way-too-much-of-that-shit-in-college/

Cracker Barrel Scraps Logo Redesign https://theonion.com/cracker-barrel-scraps-logo-redesign/

Nutritionists Warn Taco Bell $3 Steak Burrito A $3 Steak Burrito https://theonion.com/nutritionists-warn-taco-bell-3-steak-burrito-a-3-steak-burrito/

RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid

Online cyberpunk 2077 discourse will be people baffled over stuff like "there's no parking in night city, the urban design is incoherent" and then you look over at Mike Pondsmith's actual quotes and he's just like "i deliberately made the worst city imaginable in simcity"

Bezos Wedding Guests Delighted By Amazon Worker With Ring Tied To Collar Crawling Down Aisle theonion.com/bezos-w...

I got to talk to Ross on my Stream a while back about the Stop Killing Games initiative, and it's a shame the traction has stopped, so even if I'm a relatively tiny streamer, let's see if we can't give this another push? If you're in an EU citizen, it'll take 2 mins: www.stopkillinggames.com/eci

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