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I actually thought this was true for a second😂

Oh... This was satire???

we know it is fake, but would not put it past him, then fire him for missing work..

This is WAY too real for the Onion.

BEZO's ring bearer stunt is totally disgusting! are all these people morons or drugged ????

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Poor guy….🙀

How sick and twisted is this?

That was no ordinary Amazon server, that was Jake Gyllenhaal.

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I figured the aisle would just be filled with warehouse workers lying on their backs. 1 extra prime day if she steps on all their faces.

I scream-laughed when I read this.

It’s THE ONION. Always a goof on current news.

That’s horrible! Also, can’t believe she wore white.

That's his dress delivery vest

No drone delivery of the ring? Talk about not standing behind your product. 🧐😉😂

I think we know where a Pulitzer is going this year ☝️

Let’s face it. They definitely have killing parties where they get to hunt actual humans.

VERY NICE...

🤣😆😂 you had me slightly triggered on this one! I was gonna say, the least they could do would be to have him ride in a little peddle powered replica of the Amazon Delivery truck.

Humanitarians & pro environmentalists Oprah, Gayle King & Leonardo DiCaprio chose NOT to attend, so as not to appear vexatious & hypocritical. 🧅 🧅 🧅

But did he get to pee before that long crawl down the aisle?

Isn't this the NYT?

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Treating a human like an animal, yup, that about sums up Bezos treatment of his employees

OK. Best metaphor of Amazon I’ve ever seen 🧌

It more accurate that the corporate news organizations that are owned by Billionaires

IT IS A PRIVILEGE

I read your headlines and don’t realise you are the onion. Then I check. And think “I wouldn’t be surprised if this really happened”. Sigh.

What would you doooooo for a demeaning dollar?

and then 3 minutes of the most expensive sex on earth

Jesus! For a hot second I thought this was real!

Our imaginations have been so contorted by the badness of MAGA it’s difficult to discern just how bad it’s getting. A

The Trilateral Commission already have hi-tech slave controlling neck rings ready for when climate change really bites so I read somewhere.

thank G-d it came from the Onion

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Probably didn't get any rubber chicken.

Jeff's effective corporate tax rate is 0-1% while the average american pays 20-25%. 1/3 of Amazon workers have to subsidize their slave wages with tax payer funded government assistance programs to survive. Jeff is America's top welfare queen.

I thought you guys did satire.

BOYCOTT AMAZON!! AREN'T YOU PAYING ATTENTION?

Oh hell no🤬

And the great people of Italy allowed the to take place. How many envelopes to the governments did this take. What a disgraceful situation. Meloni.... just another smelly Fish.

I almost thought this was real for a sec before I saw The Onion was posting… holy crap… 🤣

He tried to organize a local Amazon warehouse union.

Jesus fucking goddamn

Bezos’ lavish wedding in Venice as the Gaza genocide continues must rank as one of the most obscene acts of recent times.

This is the reality the GQP wants. #Resist #EatTheRich

WTF???

they probably threw cake at him too laughing at the poors, wish it was a funeral. I woulda had bubbly

What America not good enough for him. What about Mara lago and his besty

This is a satire site... sad state of affairs in the US that people can no longer tell the difference.

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They know.

Satire…

It’s true. I helped groom him at the spa and paw before hand. I can confirm.

#boycottamazon

Awesome photo

This is actually just paraphrased truth

At least he wasn’t led a ring in his nose.

ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING AND TOTALLY CLASSLESS! 🤮🤬🤮🤬🤮🤬 OBVIOUSLY MONEY DOESN’T BUY BRAINS!

Bezos Will enjoy hell he will fit Right in

Fake Headline?Venetians who were going to float inflated crocodiles at Bezos’ wedding bought them on Amazon! Was this just a marketing ploy?

Who’s the fool who crawls on his hands & knees for his boss at a wedding. Maybe this is one way to get a promotion at Amazon.

Somehow this doesn’t even seem like satire.

But the boobs are so ridiculous… one day her whole face and body is just going to melt..… seriously.. but whatever… I can only hope they have the life they deserve…

AI exists just redo the scene from The 300 where they carry the throne in but it's this.

Ooo

It’s getting harder to recognize The Onion from the crap happening by tRump and his ilk!

Please tell me this is some sick joke? Who would do that?

Celebrate July 4th! What is there to celebrate? The fascist takeover of our government? Democrats are the only thing standing in the way of Conservatives' plan to rewrite history, destroy our institutions and principles of diversity and inclusion, control what Americans read and how they think!

thank you for this.

I literally had to do a double take to realize this was the onion, because….

This makes my skin crawl.

Is this a joke ?

Fuck Bezos and EVERYONE that attended this gross clown show. It's time for this to stop.

What?

Ohhh, buuuurnnnn.

Did he have to bring his own piss bottle?

Hahaha...

Simply disgusting 🤮

I heard the guest gift was a small bottle of delivery driver pee.

While exhausted due2working 2jobs &putting in over 45+days working straight while worrying that my health insurance is in jeopardy I'm reminded that the 1% is partying weekend away in Venice in celebration of the BezosWedding. I ❤️America but what is going on now in the USA is NOT America. Follow me!

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This a joke of course

That's why our country is so messed up. Instead of being so excited about it they should have been discussed with it. I which people would get to the point where they stop selling their respect for money. Our country is bringing destroyed because of people like this. Sell your sole money.

Make him grovel.

I am sure it gave them great joy. The men laughed and clapped. The women could not laugh because they were too tightly corseted and they were afraid that if they clapped too vigorously their breasts would fall out of their dresses.

Apparently they found most of their wedding gifts stuffed behind their wheelie bins 😂

Amazing what you can buy with a Prime membership.

Never buy from Amazon scum bags thé way they treat their staff!!

Eat the rich!

About right

That associate then gets a write-up for his break going over 15 min

Sick!

Roll over. Play dead. Now you’re laid off. Good boy.

We sure that wasn't Bezos himself? Lauren and Jeff give off b*tch boy and mommy vibes, no?

Truly the most vile and disgusting display. Everyone there should be ashamed of themselves!

What a ass hole. You thought it was funny to degrade a worker like that. You are a piece of shit Bezos!

Who needs a conscience when you can get a free goodie bag!

BRILLIANT SATIRE!!

She is so convincing & catches so many people out 😂

Surely this sarcastic humour???!!!

I can see the scene before me, though I know it’s satirical fantasy… Or is it?

She look like a cross between a video game character and the joker.

I had to check and see if it was real or satire before laughing. 🤷🤦🤦

where are the america first people. They should be raging because he just gave all that american money to italy and did not spend it in the us.

It’s the Onion, they never use AI.

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Before noticing this was written by The Onion, I actually just thought it was real. I think it's not a good sign that we've entered post-satire times.

We’re going to find out that this is actually true, with Bezos insisting that the worker volunteered to do it.

Economic blackout for Prime Day 2025. Spread the word!!!

It’s the onion. It’s satire. Meant to evoke the precise and warranted outrage you are feeling right now. But the fact that the line between satire and reality is THIS BLURRED, as to make people react as if it WAS real, speaks to the volume of outrage that was intended.

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I would, too! These people are so clueless. “Let’s just rent out Venice.” “Great idea, honey. I mean, how else could we possibly do this?” This type of thinking. The audacity. It’s sickening. (So was that dress.) Money can’t buy Class. Money doesn’t obliterate bad taste. It just makes it worse.

Oops wasn’t finished to above but since no one asked, my opinion is BANFF is most wonderful wedding site. No I’ve never been there, just admire from photos. Then again, any nice garden with a bbq and kegger is damn fine wedding venue. Actually no wedding needed just give me bbq and a keg & we good.