Grufferstein

Grufferstein

@grufferstein.bsky.social

32 years old, He/Him, looking to scream into the void. Mtg proxy maker

138 followers459 following575 posts

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Frodo: I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened Ted Lasso the Blue: You play poker, Frodo? I taught y’all that back a couple a centuries ago? You ever get a hand so bad you go “yeesh! I am gonna fold harder than Enron.” But then-

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I'm gonna be really annoying about shamelessly promoting my new album for the next little bit because it's excellent and everyone should listen to it.

Haus of Decline@hausofdecline.bsky.social

Behold! I have made a Neo-Grunge record under the name Anti-Spectacular. The primary musical sources of inspiration for this one are: Nirvana, D'Angelo, George Harrison and Prince. It's called "I Don't Want to be Angry Anymore." anti-spectacular.bandcamp.com/album/i-dont...

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Julia will never say this so I’ll say it for her: when I worked for Polygon, she was responsible for not just the biggest Polygon article, but the NUMBER 1 MOST CLICKED ARTICLE ON ALL OF VOX MEDIA. She was single-handedly paying all of our salaries. Hire Julia.

julia@hardykiwi.bsky.social

crawling back to bsky to pasta this from my twitter: just like my coworkers, i've been laid off from polygon after it got sold (and now gutted i guess) obvs if you need a guides writer who loves organization, spreadsheets, and comes with all her own equipment, let me know! also hire my coworkers

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I'm no longer with Polygon. If you're hiring, please consider the many talented writers and editors now on the market. Every one of them deserves a spot on your staff. I won't be talking more about the sale because I wasn't involved. Going to hang out with my kid. Taking wins where I can.

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I make these silly things every day because I get to think about someone stumbling across them. Maybe they get a smile or laugh that makes their day just a little bit better. Thinking about that makes my day a little bit better too.

Geoffrey Palmer@livingcardsmtg.bsky.social

I Photoshop the Cat from Flow into a Magic card until I don't: Day 23

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Pancakes are almost always fine. They have like no highs. But also rarely have lows. Waffles have really good highs and are rarely that bad. Basically superior to pancakes. French toast has the highest highs. God tier level of upside. But also can easily be inedible. Super low floors.

Really??! Okay, here goes: Waffles are better than pancakes, however comma, french toast truly reigns supreme 👑

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standing over a big cauldron, sprinkling in mini cans of full fat redbull, cold brew, weed gummies cut up into little nibbles and chamomile tea until i hit THE RATIO which makes me nice to be around.

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looking to hire a physical card alterer for a project with a quick turnaround. four cards, illustration box only, same image on each card. reply here if you're interested and available!

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I think seeing fanart of this boat as an anime girl like we got for the last one would actually reset my brain back to factory settings and fix me. Please someone get on that.

Del - Martian Observer@martian-observer.net

The H&S Wisdom was heading to Gunness Wharf near Scunthorpe when it ran aground on Sunday in the in Humber estuary, now it'll be stuck in the channel until early April at least