Laura G

Hear me out: You Can See Everything + Musk = The grifter’s Barbenheimer

New York State Attorney General Letitia James has been named the special prosecutor by Gov. Kathy Hochul to investigate the Cornell 7. In other words: they are FUCKED fucked.

right. brilliant.

The ICE agent who shot Araujo in a Houston is named GREGORY FEATHERS. Make sure everyone knows.

Seen in south Minneapolis

The more unhinged the details become, the more I want Anna Camp to play her on SNL or whatever platform. Have you seen the 2020 RNC speech lately? She can pull off that kind of crazy.

Not sure this detail got picked up broadly but Natalie Harp’s brother said today that Trump is not the first president she has been fixated on (he said she wrote letters to George W.)…she is a real crazy cake

Me as Betsy Ross in 1976. Happy 250 Everyone

Aww, King Charles has a wee pillow on his chair back

Every time Trump says “two weeks,” it reminds me of the The Money Pit (1986 remake with Tom Hanks and Shelley Long). From that movie I learned that builders lie, how to sing the name game song, and that Alexander Godunov was pretty hot.

Dr. Jonas Salk March 29, 1954

Kegsbreath’s voice is just so stupid

twitter must be dead dead cause someone posted a rat coin purse that would have 2019 twitter losing its collective mind and most of the top comments are bots saying random words or people not nearly amped enough about the rat coin purse

👀 Looks like the husband of the woman ICE abducted called his lawyer, lawyer called the cops, then the police chief went and got her & took her home Article says it may be the first time local Minnesota PD "intervened in a federal law enforcement action" since Trump started terrorizing the state

Don Lemon is not the only reporter who was arrested by federal agents overnight — local independent journalist Georgia Fort just went live on FB to say federal agents were also at her door to take her into custody over her protest coverage in Minneapolis.

So proud of my community out marching in the streets in subzero weather while insisting “it’s not that cold.”

Protesters clashed with federal agents for another night outside the Whipple Federal Building, which holds ICE detainees. Agents fired less-lethal munitions and deployed chemical irritants at the crowd. 📷️: Jeff Wheeler

DOJ Releases Jerome Powell Deepfake Nudes https://theonion.com/doj-releases-jerome-powell-deepfake-nudes/

A poem by Renee Nicole Good, murdered by an ICE agent today

NOW: Crowd continues to grow in Minneapolis at a vigil where a federal agent shot and killed Renee Good this morning. “SAY HER NAME!” “RENEE GOOD!”

Jacob Frey: "To ICE -- get the fuck out of Minneapolis"

I love you Powderhorn/ Ward 9 ❤️

FUCKIN FACTS 💯

Anyone else endlessly amused that the captioners at MSNOW keep typing her name out as Siouxsie Wiles?

A few months ago, I wondered how Minneapolis had escaped Trump’s gaze thus far. I knew the time would come. Time to find a way to help.

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

Time to hop on LinkedIn to post "what being Raptured taught me about B2B sales"

It’s like we haven’t already made fun of this

I barely know who TCW is, and yet I knew he was the subject of this thread almost immediately from the first clause of his run-on sentence. Just, ugh.

So, this was Temu today…

"The beacon! The beacon of New York City is lit!"

"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."  -Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953

Imagine you suffered from Main Character Syndrome so much that you started WW3 over it

We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.

Thank you, Madam Speaker.

I dunno if like three to five times as many random people were in the streets to protest as there are total members of the entire military (active duty plus reserves) I might make that more than a one-day story instead of the limp, sad-trombone parade he forced on a few of those military members

So I guess they really did let Stephen Miller out of his cage. Or is the naked fascism a lasting tribute to the destruction that Elon Musk created, including stealing his wife?

A US Senator. Donald Trump’s America.

"Nobody’s going to spit on our police officers," says Trump, who four months ago pardoned people who beat police officers with pipes, flagpoles, baseball bats and 2-by-4s at the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021.

Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.

How very ironic that GOP Governors aren’t standing up for states’ rights here. I guess that only matters if you’re denying women or transgender people access to medical care. democraticgovernors.org/updates/stat...

Such a relief to watch the last three episodes of Andor and see that everything turns out great for everyone 😮‍💨