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#NewYork City is extending its free late-night Open Play #soccer program through September 2027 after 4,531 participants joined the summer pilot. Players 18+ can play pickup soccer from 10 p.m.–2 a.m. at five fields across all 5 boroughs. Sign up: nycopenplay.com tinyurl.com/2s24xedp

Exactly #nufc

“You didn’t tell me these were the same Persians who beat the Romans!”

Since the pathetic buffoon likes his name on everything, surely one response to this is for English speakers everywhere to start referring to public lavatories as Trump Chambers or just Trumps. As in: “I’m going to the trump for a dump” www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Boo fucking hoo. A moron speaks

Nice

“I will move my men….” 😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂 Not to mention that I’m pretty sure the Daily Mail building is the one BEHIND these morons

And literally nobody is shocked.

It's time to finally hold social media companies accountable for the damage they cause. https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/aug/28/meta-facebook-us-lawsuit-settlement-world-impact

Nige’s thugs in action, much to the amusement of Nige himself. Come on BBC - airtime!!

Enough of these corporate sycophants. Switch to Proton mail for encrypted email program with free & paid plans. Switch to Firefox browser doesn’t track searches & allows you to opt out of AI tools. DuckDuckGo for searches Cancel Premium YouTube Spread the word, retweet.

We're not changing the name of Lake Ontario. Name it whatever you want at your leisure: https://gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario (tag us so we can see your work 🙂)

I guess we’ll see Newcastle Agree $68m Deal for Manchester City Midfielder Nico González - Yahoo Sports

THIS! RIGHT HERE!! 🤣⤵️

Pretty cool

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Gollum explains: “I’tsssss mine, precioussssss”

It is very hard to see how anything other than a secession of all UEFA countries from Fifa (which other confederations would follow, as the WC is worth very little without European teams and markets) can put a stop to the assault Infantino and his US friends are leading on football.

Eewwww. It gets worse if you read on open.substack.com/pub/thehalfw...

If you’re gonna thump a bible, thump it like this. Ballsy

His mother, María Arthuer, crossed the Sahara Desert barefoot in 1994. She climbed over Melilla’s border fence penniless and pregnant with Iñaki. Today, her son is a world champion. #respect

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Canvassers out in force in Clacton.

"Hands up if you think you should have taxpayer funded security, even though you are just a divisive gobshite that nobody voted for"

The felons dumb stupid followers......

Own goal

Can’t be said enough

So, there is a precedent for vetoing an MP's resignation Viscount Chelsea (Henry Cadogan) applied for the Chiltern Hundreds in 1842 The Chancellor (Goulburn) refused because, get this, Cadogan wanted to resign to obstruct an investigation for bribery h/t @fascinatorfun.bsky.social and @gazhay.com

“When I see a beautiful country, I grab it by the resources”

Excellent! Didn’t include the words “Infantino is a spineless penis in a suit” but you can’t have everything

This won’t be a problem - Kier Starmer’s final act will be to lean on penis-impersonator Infantino to reverse the decision in line with FIFA precedent. Or do I mean President?

“Where are Farage and Yaxley-Lennon now?” Mohsin Qayyum and Muhammed Yusuf Iqbal were hailed as heroes after running towards the flames to rescue Sheila Robinson and her family. The pair said they only did “the human thing”, but their bravery has struck a chord far beyond Leeds.

Apparently Donald has a lot of free time.

Re Trump pestilence in Albania, this can’t be said enough:

We’re supposed to be surprised she’s a cultist?

Too kind

Too kind

If you want to see Michelle Mone kicked out of the House of Lords and arrested until she pays the £232,000,000 she owes give this a RT. If you want Rishi Sunak's involvement in the £14,900,000,000 PPE Fraud he covered up investigated, LIKE.

Frenchman Meets with an Actual Surrender Monkey.

Things you would never have predicted. Episode 101

Slimeball

Most Caribbean countries have restrictions on entry. Bahamas will only allow felons who have *completed* their sentences. A total of 38 countries will not allow felons to enter. #ProudBlue

🤣 Honestly, it’s the only way to cope