Widow’s Bae

American exceptionalism never fails to

Woke up at 3:30 am. For absolutely no reason this tweet popped into my head. Didn’t get back to sleep for hours.

🎶 When you act in some way Cause of what people say, That’s a more When you want to take sides As the culture decides, That’s a more You’re a sheep, but it’s not that deep, never was that deep, we’re all docile Why don’t we, blame society, cause society, is a shitpile 🎵

I’ve spent most of my life being accused of being a bandwagon hopper because i support manchester united Gonna cope with this season by reassuring myself that no one has ever accused fans of a Championship team of being a bandwagon hopper

Me and the regular group who like my posts

@harvilla.bsky.social I’m absolutely holding you to the New Pornographers promise

One of my favorite movies of all time is F for Fake This is not a skeet about F for Fake

Resident Evil the movie that just came out was fun. All of that stuff wouldve happened to Goofy

Meundies is one of those rare products that is good, well-priced and everywhere. I was literally a subscriber. So fuck them for getting in bed (heh) with JKR.

I have never zoomed in harder and faster than I did when I saw the last two panels

Do yall remember Flickerstick

I went to a very nice wedding with a really lively dance floor Tho it was very funny when they played I Write Sins Not Tragedies and everyone was singing along At least the DJ had the decency to skip the first verse

Hard to devise a better metaphor for the past decade and a half of Premier League football than Man City winning while playing with an extra man.

City fans holding up towels celebrating Sheikh Mansour is real “Trump can grab me by the pussy anytime” toxic cope

Weirdly there’s a chance that in the spring we are happy that Liverpool dropped points in this game

Pains me to admit it but Liverpool’s kits are 🔥

Listen maybe you had to be there but there’s no surer way to get me happy and sad simultaneously than listening to this album and specifically this verse

Me and my friends Passing that 40 around Knocking back life In all its excesses When I get old Hope I end up a groovy old man That’s if I make it to old If I don’t burn out or blow up -Thirty Ought Six, “Huck”

Also R.I. Moore’s persecuting society

PACK IT IN, A CISHET WHITE MAN HAD AN OK EXPERIENCE AT HIS FRAT

Schmitt lies if he breathes. There were six games that day lol

This isn't my original thought but I'm being 200% serious: Open up grief counseling to the AEW roster right fucking now. This is a very high level of grief to be dealing with. First Rebel (I know she has not passed but it's terminal), then Andy, now PAC. Watch over the Death Riders like a hawk.

WAIT I have been reminded that it was the topic of a bar trivia question, so that would have done it!!

Oh and also: it’s a good song! Ella Langley sucks tho

This is correct. Before this discourse the literal only way I knew about this song was one (1) specific person who listens to it a lot and put it on once when I was around. I guarantee you that *every* other channel by which someone thinks i would know about it is one I avoid

As much as I loved Pluribus season one we really have to start punishing this fucking behavior

It’s crazy that if history had gone very slightly differently, 3dfx would now be the biggest company in the world

I should win the lottery so I can spend 24/7 trolling people who were on here stumping for Newsom for the last year and a half

youtu.be/HvW_N5p1q44 Can I say even more things without even more people getting mad

You have both a Portland Fire and an Indiana Fever sticker on your car, right next to each other

United’s attack is ASS

Have a plumber and a drain tech at the house and they’re talking to each other and I swear the plumber is about to talk about how he got some banana bread at work today dude

I guess we figured out why all the AI bros are freaking out

🎶fucked around and found out love 🎵

YOUR FRIEND WHO LIVES IN LOS ANGELES, AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK: Yeah I just saw Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever in 70mm,

Nice try Branson, my parents have that first one

“Enzo was embarrassingly far from the ball he was trying to play so it’s onside” - premier league

The PL’s explanation for the goal decision is NONSENSE United may be mediocre in this match but the scoreline should be 0-0

Enzo is such trash man

If Enzo Fernandez is offside, which it looks like he is, I cannot see how you can give that goal. His attempt to play the ball influences both Lisandro Martinez and the goalkeeper. And that’s before you get to Erling Haaland looking offside himself. Very strange.

Was Enzo not involved in active play ffs (Incredible goal though)

Should have been yellow for Fernandes and red for Foden, anyone saying anything else is nuts

Microsoft Word: why would I EVER want to de-italicize the letter I just typed

Gonna start a Yes tribute band called Yep

The aura on this scorebug is off the charts