ronnie james DEIo

I feel bad that by deactivating my Elon account I lost the ‘Wade Face-planting on things’ thread so I’m starting a ‘Piper’s Post-Bath Songs’ thread here instead. This one is a constant after every bath.

Watching Love is Blind with the wife and Stew is making me want to want to jam a stick into the side of my neck.

Many are saying “what a bedshitting by the Cavs!”

The thing about traveling for work tonight is there’s a 1,000% chance I’m watching Cavs/Sixers in the room

I feel bad for people who don’t like Sleep Token because like…just isolate the drum tracks and its elite composition if nothing else.

Oh wow didn’t the feds just do a racism raid on a prominent member of congress to fire up the racists hmmm

Roses are red Prince sang ‘Little Red Corvette’ Let’s check the news

The existence of ZZ Top implies the existence of ZZ Bottom and the search for the elusive ZZ Switch

I fucking hate sports lol

LOL CLOTS

Ravens losing in horrendous fashion

The Colts are CLOTSing

Louisville defense gets a stop and the offense goes backward. I’m tired, boss.

Whoever has the ball last wins

This might be worse than the 2018 Louisville Defense

Brutal foot placement to lose the game

Anyway it was upper body today today go Hoosiers go Cards

I activate the thrusters on my Tesla roadster. Smoke clouds the interstate, causing drivers to swerve and crash. “Oh hell yeah” I say to myself as I careen into an overpass. My family is left destitute after the lawsuits are settled. “It was a sick car though,” my absolute BOYS say at my wake

These are losers who were told they were smart, but the girl wouldn’t go to the dance with them and now they want the robot girlfriend creator to make life miserable for 90% of us

It’s actually my favorite thing in the world that the colts suck shit

LOL CLOTS

Louisville Fans Kentucky Fans 🤝 Lane Kiffin taking the piss

Haas double sprint points 🚨🚨

lol hahahahah ok it’s officially volleyball then basketball season

Louisville is going to be 4-8 at best

When my six year old is in the back yard and his 10 year old friends are freestyling and one of them rhymes “average” with “cabbage”

🎶 She seems to have an Invisble Tuchus 🎶

The Dungeons & Dragons and Magic: The Gathering teams at Wizards of the Coast have just announced they're unionizing. In a letter of demands, the union has urged Hasbro and Wizards of the Coast leaders to stop pushing generative AI. https://bit.ly/4hMhPzG

Kinda wild it took less than a month to go from starry-eyed “NEVER FORGET” tributes to wishing for the destruction of an entire major city or two.

its an amazing world we live in when an 80 year old Republican holder of high office who is also a rapist dies and everyone is kind of bummed because it wasn't the one we wanted it to be

Life of a Louisville Sports Fan

Hahaha remember talk about the playoff? lol those were the DAYS Yall

Louisville rolled over and showed NC State its belly

This is a 3-9 team

Being a louisville fan is like constantly touching a hot stove burner thinking that the next time you burn your hand will be the last and then the burner will be cool

lol louisville is floppy asscheeks

Farmers market sourdough turkey and Swiss sando Cards by 700 *vuvuzela noises*

Baltimore shaving points that all there is to it

BaLOLtimore Perhaps they should BaltiLESS

Yeah the ravens have wasted Lamar and there needs to be a congressional hearing on high crimes and misdemeanors

Ravens play calling ass asf

Ravens are poo splattered cheeks

wooooo

THEY GON LOSE

LOL CLOTS CLOTS #CLOTS

The Brohm Blunder™️

Well it’s volleyball season!

I hate sports

Louisville looks like a 4-8 team right now with this defense

This is that shit that had people kinda ok with Brohm going to Penn State

Looks like I’m gonna iron my underwear