Philip “Hamraffle”

pup wants to get toyed with!! think yall can get me naked by the end of the night? :3

What the fuck

[first date] him: tell me a little about yourself her: I’m a veterinarian him: I’ve never been to veterinaria her: no I work with animals him: I hate my coworkers too her: check please

ME: What’s the first rule of bite club? DRACULA: Is it biting? ME: That’s right, Dracula, it’s biting. RATTLESNAKE: [quietly to himself] I was gonna say biting.

save a trans girl and the universe will surely smile upon you

won’t be getting paid like usual this week so tips are extra appreciated rn!! sw is my only income and the week of streaming i missed when i was sick earlier this month means no payout this week :< my dms are also open for custom requests! im very kink and fetish friendly with lots of toys to use <3

cashier: can i take your order? me: [spent the entire time in line rehearsing for this moment] yes, one pleaseburger cheese :)

STAR TREK! Check out all the amazing new cards (and banger reprints) in the FEDERATION FLEET commander deck.

Halfway home with so far to go! Happy 4lpha Flight everyone! Today we have a very special call in from the incomparable Maria Bartholdi, a truly massive needlefelt drop and giveaways guaranteed to make you feel Whee! In addition, Beys will Blade, Masters will mind and bits will be punched!

And just like that we hit $500,000 for @childsplaycharity.bsky.social this year! We sang Africa (as is tradition) for all of your amazing support! desertbus.org/donate

Boosting 😭😭😭

Good Morning Desert Bus! Dawn Guard reporting for duty! We have Matcha pong courtesy of Jared from JagaSilk, Family Feud, amazing giveaways and an art challenge! Come hang out! twitch.tv/desertbus #db20 #db2026

Sticks and stones may break my bones which is why I don't hang out with people who hit me with sticks and stones

If you Venmo or PayPal me $20.00 and give me your email address I’ll send you a DRM-Free EPUB book of my memoir blacksky.community/profile/did:...

another day alive another day i need 2 put food in my tummy, anything helps

i swear to christ if another one of these mother fuckers is cake i am going to walk into the ocean

lost like 6k on my neighbor’s dog

started horse betting and i wasn’t very good at first but now i can almost always tell if it’s a horse or not

“i'm a top" "i'm a bottom” Yeah, that’s how a horse costume works pal

Night Watch has our first art challenge of the run, the prize? A 2026 Desert Bus for Hope Tshirt! Your task tonight: Create a Night Watch transit map, because we here love trains. What kind of stops would we take? What routes would we have? Check out the blog for all the info! It ends at 10pm PT

Congrats to Lula on overcoming Mark Zuckerberg and Donald Trump to defeat Hospital Pervert Jr., even as his opposition literally blocked off roads and turned off bus service during election day. Fascists are scary but they are always, 100% of the time, ultimately gigantic fucking losers.

pretty clear evidence that republicans in the US losing any election going forward are going to always beg for a coup if they lose. lots of people will have to go to jail

is that a corn dog in your pocket or are you just another fool without an emergency corn dog

1. the romanceable NPC 2. the quest giver 3. the final boss

During the brazilian elections we learned one obvious but important tactic to defeat the far right on the Internet and I think everyone should know it: IGNORE THEM! DON'T ENGAGE WITH THEIR CONTENT! DON'T MAKE CONTENT REACTING TO THEM! DON'T HATE QRT! LET THEM ALONE IN THEIR BUBBLE!

To pay a bill, press 1. To awaken ravenous tentacled horrors that slumber in the void between worlds, press 2. To hear your balance, press 3.