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no matter what i will always find it hilarious that the best ending for V in cyberpunk 2077 is “move to fuckin arizona”

i'm usually pretty good about gore in shows and games but i just watched a man get half of his head sliced off in house of the dragon and it made me Yell

i’m so glad someone else besides me is saying it oh my god

i got no beef with those sites and i get it, you gotta run stuff that people will click on, but reading those reviews of the campaign really let me down with them calling it “the best in the series” and that it “made them feel something about the series again.” idk.

i’m so glad someone else besides me is saying it oh my god

this is appalling but as an american i couldn’t help but laugh when the hitman was like “im not talkin shite bruv” and pulled out the sawn off 1800 special and not like. an uzi

also the part where he’s like “we don’t have printers, we’re fucking terrorists” was unfortunately really funny. horrifying evil presented in the format of bumbling dipshits

sometimes i forget that not everyone is on the same wave i'm on re: north korea and then i hear people i agree with in almost every other circumstance straight parrot just the most virulent western propaganda the second the topic comes up

starting to understand graves i think

just had a taste test piece of the brown butter spice cake i am making and HOOOOOOOOOOO EEEEEE i am one of the greatest to ever do it

>meeting hinge date >we go to her place after dinner >things are going well >ask if she's into freaky sex or normal style >she laughs and says "it's perfectly normal sex" >freaky style

my refusal to cheer for the milwaukee brewers because of something that happened decades before i was born vs my refusal to cheer for uh. fuckin' florida

“you used to have to know ball, but now, with the power of AI, Ball 2 can know you!”

this looks like a 30 rock screenshot dude i’m crying

i know it makes me seem insane but i don't Trust mushrooms.