Kelvin after eating Infernus pussy, coming in to the ritual the next day with pizza mouth and a singed beard:
everyone: dude what the hell happened??
Kelvin: I Spilled Some Tobacco From My Pipe
Someone put one of those "get behind me doctor" audios but it was demo soldier, guess who got so distracted that almost losed the round that was so stupid but funny as hell
OY, we’re back online. In the spirit of the season, have a little good old-fashioned monster horror. This one’s only erotic if you find loving descriptions of monstrous tentacles caressing the folds of a man’s exposed brain to be—ok, it might be a little erotic.
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