Luka T. Harborhound

This Springbok pronking in slow motion is kinda freaking me out.

youtube.com/watch?v=XRot... Not that there’s anything weird about this …

@annslater22.bsky.social To brighten your day 🤗

When I'm in a performance review at work and they ask me where I see myself in ten years.

LUKA’S BOOK CLUB: Kayla Rae Whitaker’s Returns and Exchanges comes mighty close to being the Great American Novel for these times. It’s a deep plunge into the corroded bedrock that supports the American dream & our distorted view of family values. All paws up for this one 🐾🐾

Her: "OK I'll go out but I'm not drinking" Also her, two hours later:

BREAKING: Just met the new neighbor dog! Happy to report she’s a saucy little Sheltie named Bea, so the male:female ratio on my street is now 1:5 😁

BREAKING: We saw a long-haired Dalmatian! 😳 Never spotted one before 😉

Wow, Katie Zacharia crashed & burned quicker than an Elon Musk rocket! 🚀

If my calculations are correct, a Zaccharia is equal to 1/2 a Scaramucci.

Cartoonist: Dave Whamond

OMD, this is a real person?!! 😱 I thought it was an AI-generated meme to illustrate the potential dangers of Ozempic, plastic surgery & botched transgender procedures.

Am I the only one confused by the whole Christa Pike debacle? I don’t understand the human logic behind attempting to execute someone, then rushing them to the hospital to put them on life support. Make it make sense 🤯

You’ll note that AI doesn’t deny it 🤔

When you’re right, you’re right 🤷‍♂️

BOL! That’s Mom when someone takes the parking space in front of our house 😂

youtube.com/shorts/OQY5j... I’m Luka & I approve this message ⛈️💨⛈️

Mom has found that the difficulty of any yoga sequence increases in direct proportion to the number of cats joining you on the mat 😼

abcnews.com/US/wireStory... Not all heroes wear capes 🦸‍♂️

The cats got a water feature for their room 🙄

On my evening walk, a man stopped & gasped to his friends ‘Look at that dog drinking water! That’s so cool!’ Hoomans are so easy to astound 🙄

Went to the fall festival in my town yesterday & ran into a couple walking 2 Borzois! I was cool but Mom turned into an embarrassing fan girl 🙄

youtube.com/shorts/Q2jPK... I’m not crying, you’re crying 😭

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

youtube.com/watch?v=y-vD... One of his best - & that’s saying a lot 🤗

youtube.com/shorts/O3Ihj... My new favorite YouTube check-in, always gets my day off on the right paw 🤗

youtube.com/shorts/QEc2o... I’m Luka & I approve this message 🙂

Dolly Parton was they type of Christian that Christian Nationalists only *pretend* to be. Unlike Christian Nationalists, she didn't browbeat us with how CHRISTIAN she was. She just lived her life doing things that Jesus asked her to do, like heal the sick, help the children, and care for the poor.

LUKA’S BOOK CLUB: I don’t usually read memoirs, but I’m glad I made an exception for Strangers by Belle Burden - a painfully honest but admirably objective account of a woman going through a divorce she never saw coming. 4 paws up 🐾🐾

RIP Dolly 💔

youtube.com/shorts/XvJZe... A little Monday morning cheer 🤗

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Charlie's absolutely right. Well "put."

trump’s new NFT: Fight! Fight! Fight!

Nothing says alpha male like being wheeled to safety between the dinner rolls and the Sterno cans.

Experts Say Pentagon Has Used Up Its Entire Stockpile of Mascara open.substack.com/pub/borowitz... The Department of War Paint 😁

The trump phenomenon encapsulated in one cartoon:

youtube.com/watch?v=Ff_q... BREAKING: National Security Alert ‼️

Chloe & Maggie wish everyone a Happy International Cat Day! 😽😽

Iran Says it Will Reopen Strait if Trump Admits He Lost in 2020 open.substack.com/pub/borowitz... This is humorous in a painful sort of way. Given a choice between aiding humanity & stroking his own ego, trump YMCAs his ego every time.

Had the beach all to myself this morning 🙂

Looking on the bright side …

Just in case your not keeping track....

That’s my Mom 😁

Bay Area friends: would you consider opening your home to these two cuddly cats? A friend found them behind a gas station. Their sibling, a black cat, got adopted, but it appears no one likes orange cats. They are being kept in a bathroom for the time being and need a home.

He claims it was vandals who did this, with box cutters. Thank you for your attention to this matter.