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I hear these things come in threes.

@spindlypete.bsky.social finally heard from my wildland firefighter brother-in-law (he’s okay): If you want to send a care package, send it here: maps.app.goo.gl/A1tcxf7fDdnu...

Cuyahoga!

Hello, I’m a filmmaker in a film. Spot on, generally.

My boy just made a lego chef and he told me his name is Macaronin. He serves no master!

Today I found out I can ride my bike to a Drafthouse. It is… a good day.

@katiegoldin.bsky.social My pal from Taiwan once told me that she found all of the boba shops really really funny, because where she came from, “Boba” was slang for a woman with large breasts. It was not a word for that drink. It made your episode all the more delightful to me.

@raxkingisdead.bsky.social Just in case somebody needed to see Ralph Fiennes as a sexy dirtbag:

On the way in to work i saw a squirrel smoking a cigarette and i cannot figure out what kind of omen this is. Any oracles out there that can interpret?

The problem I have with all these trans ladies on Bluesky is that you’re all so pretty and appear to be doing life well.

Poetic that the country is so broken on 404.

I YEARN FOR MARIO PAINT!

What? Fresh hell?

I made an apple pie with orange in it. It’s incomparable.

I don’t think Kathleen Hanna had “help a 45-year-old man wake up” as her motivation for writing songs, but it sure feels like it.

You can tell The Substance is a French movie because there’s a medical procedure and no one addresses the crippling expense of it.

My apron nametag says "Spirit" 'cause i'm the stallion of the simmerin'

I watched the Paddington movie last night. When I saw it before, I didn’t get the jazz band, but from my current perspective of doom the message of inclusiveness and love hit me so hard I was in tears.

The united states is quickly becoming twitter and i don't think i can jump high enough to reach the bluesky.

It's like someone is poking around on their computer's storage drive and just deleting anything that doesn't interest them. "Library? Don't need that. USAid? Doesn't sound important. CDC? You can't control diseases. It's not like they have steering wheels."

Every time I see a picture of RFK Jr I wonder why he killed Laura Palmer.

Really hoping for an all-Rickon episode.

I really want the switch 2 mouse thing to be true, because I want to do Mario Paint with my kid.

I watched The Fablemans last night and really enjoyed watching David Lynch really enjoy a cigar. He sure did seem to have done what he needed to do before he died.

Fruit leather with peanut butter on it. Criminy.

Perhaps the best untitled song ever written. open.spotify.com/track/7d82hW...

It finally happened: my 2FA code was 800085

@blankcheck.bsky.social I love the new ad music, and i humbly request that you pull new ad music every month or so.

At least the election takes place in autumn so that when I go outside the whole world is slowly dying.

Mainlining Ted Lasso

@michaelhobbes.bsky.social What an inconvenient day to release a podcast critical of somebody named Harris.