shellhazard

*takes long drag* october is cybersecurity awareness month

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NOT NOW NODEJS

Bad day to launch my PHP based certificate authority

The insecure buggy stuff is already on the hardware! Replacing it with insecure buggy stuff in our control is a marked improvement!

🚨 Six WebPKI Intermediate CAs are compromised. This is bigger than Heartbleed, but a client-side issue. Anything that verifies certificates against public roots, like most TLS clients, is/was affected. Details, live test, patched versions and workarounds at emudhra.we-have-a-problem.com Act now.

Platform tracking on the tabletop:

huh, are there any other distros that ship this kind of dual boot installer? this seems quite novel but I feel like it shouldn't be? the only thing that comes to mind is Asahi

i've figured it out

tech bro is short for technically broccoli

The thing that worries me most lately is that many people who know that “fascism is bad, actually” have also convinced themselves that AI tools must be eschewed as fake or impure. In a self-reinforcing loop, there is relatively little AI tooling and infra by “fascism is bad” folks.

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We need to revive 4o for one last job

conference slides with threatening auras

𝗧𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗮𝘆 to your router: - I would like to speak with the endpoint 𝗱𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗹𝘆. - Where do you keep your 𝗿𝗮𝗿𝗲 devices? - What are your 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 with my 𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗯𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝘁? - I brought my 𝗼𝘄𝗻 protocol. - Sell me this 𝗩𝗟𝗔𝗡. - What are your 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝗲𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗿𝘂𝗹𝗲𝘀?

As an ally, I love when women are able to parry, block, reflect, or otherwise avoid damage in combat

as far back as i can remember i always wanted to troubleshoot cross-domain cookie handling

The contagion of fear bcantrill.dtrace.org/2026/09/13/t...

not a big deal, a counter example to navier stokes was posted on gamefaqs 22 years ago and this is just it regurgitating here

"GTA 6 leaks spread online" okay someone get a mop??

I feel like my demands are pretty reasonable I only ask that instead of permissioned records and public records we call them innie records and outie records.

The most significant extension to the protocol since launch—atproto spaces—is now officially alpha software you can start testing with. Here's more about the goals and how to start testing. atproto.com/blog/atproto...

my therapist doesn't know what nix is so she can't institutionalize me for using it

just woke up what's the move

enough. i’m tired of github actions. it’s time for github consequences

transphobes are always tweeting at me like "when they dig you up they'll know you're a man" nah dog. when they dig me up they'll strike a tally & go "damn. how many of these bitches were called Calvin Klein?"

hm. think we need a labeller for this

PLEASE STOP LOOKING AT THE GAME BINARIES. THANK YOU

chasing down 17yos speeding on lime bikes to make sure they're organ donors

in 2028 people will pay you to haul away and dispose of nvidia ngx boxes. you will have a side business grinding up ddr5 modules to use as aggregate for asphalt

The internet is only dead if you're on platforms owned by the people trying to kill it