✨ Olivia Kaufman ✨

Wearing a _very_ silly shirt at work today.

BREAKING SECURITY NEWS: "Are You Happy And You Know It" is causing arbitrary code execution on toddlers ITW.

my GCS is 16 from chronic yap

uh oh.

えっ待って、PHPの脆弱性で阿部寛までやられるんだけど！？ PHPすら使ってないのに巻き添えになってるの無理すぎる😇😇😇

I shouldn't have taken a break from this lol. I'm so off my game.

Bad day to launch my PHP based certificate authority

the end of an era... 😢

what if the ideal date is me showing you my tiktok fyp while you respond with rapturous applause?

i've never been so glad to not be running any php stuff _yikes_

Me: *spends countless hours learning about the EC crypto security model* eMudhra: The private key is 4

i can't decide if i like fl studio or hate it.

I think my tastes have dated me by making this lmao

I was working on an EDM track and got gently encouraged to be better at it since I'm trans :|

Feeling cute; might solve a mystery later

i keep finding bugs in other people’s code

I am a - [ ] Man - [ ] Woman - [x] Compiler Engineer Looking for - [ ] Men - [ ] Women - [x] My god damn ADD instruction

My YGO banlist bingo: - Elfnote Tinia, Elfnote Lucina, and Ame no Habakiri no Mitsurugi will be Forbidden. - They'll hit some mathmechs + an FTK piece like Beelze. - There'll be a huge floodgate sweep, but they won't touch Ash or Droll. - TTOC will be Forbidden, and Limited will be soft Toon hits.

The Dells were a blaaaaaast :3

Capitalism got the Enterprise. Tap to pay on the holodeck. 😭

stayed way too late at work, but also managed to react really quickly to a page that would have certainly otherwise woken me up just oncall things

what the fuck.

I'm not really sure how a convention sheet for contract bridge isn't just like... a kink consent form.

You really can just use Z3 anywhere.

these are _very_ complicated systems with a lot of emergent properties. and how they work has changed a lot in a very short time span. i think anthropomorphizing language has done a great deal of harm in communicating about them.

when you ask your coworker why his small PR is +17546/-15 and he hits you with the lgtm stare

Rush offered me an earlier appointment time if I was willing to drive to Munster, IN (the appointment is in Chicago, IL). Like, what are we even talking about?????

Early combat sim I've been working on to theorycraft PvP in WoW Forever. Not very good yet, but it's been informative!

Came across this video, and while I remember the Upper Deck/Konami controversy, I thought it was just about Konami unifying the brand and I never even _heard_ about the counterfeiting. If this happened today, it would rival the B&M scandal IMO.

I miss Sheldon Smith's narration on CSB videos already. It's just not the same. :<

Okay so I've built a new Atlas, this time it lets you explore the conversations on Bluesky over the past 7 days graphically. It should update every ~6 hours and help you navigate the information environment that exists on here. I've learned a LOT about what people do here today... atlas.jazco.dev

Decks without archetypes are so soulless to me. Like yeah... maybe it's a Light and Darkness deck with a bunch of engines. But thematically this is all over the place. You want to _know_ you're playing an anime villain.

people keep using the acronym "EA" to talk about AI stuff and I have no idea what it is. Evolutionary algorithms? Idk, this isn't in the CS papers i'm reading.

> What the hell happened to the decomp scene? It used to have so much integrity. Nobody can afford IDA Pro, lol.

i feel like the small bsky AI community here is not really EA or e/acc but it does seem to have evolved its own three distinct strains: soberminded competent commentary, demoscene manic vibe coding, and pseudo-esoteric horny AI liberationists

@xeiaso.net stole my sunday by nerd sniping me :< (i had fun though)

Got to help throw a baby shower for my sis with my beautiful spouse. <3