kourge the scourge 🏴‍☠️🎃

did you know that when he was alive, confucius never once said 謝謝 xiexie? this is because he did not speak mandarin

[mixing up “it can only good happen” and “maybe it will happen today”] it can… only today happen???

they did a bunch of things Correctly in the street fighter movie, including but not limited to: - sloppin wet Ryu - animated segments - real pervert M Bison moments - Vega - every time eric andré says something - every fight stage

a major event has broken out among Taraval crows and i’ve heard no less than six distinct crows saying very different things

“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest

wanna feel old? El niño is now La mujer

> to nie mój cyrk, ale jestem jedną z małp

casper darling and tom zane deserve each other (derogatory)

The New York Times is taking the absolute piss with this Xbox puff piece: aftermath.site/xbox-asha-shar...

Spanish autistic Covid conscious lesbians requesting a drink from a friend could potentially be: Basque masked mascs masking to ask for a flask

we had this before the invention of memes but it’s called “four-character idioms” in chinese

when you’ve literally never used a fridge in your life and then start wondering why all the unsealed stuff keeps dehydrating

my exception to this is alan wake’s obsession with coffee, which is an outlet for sam lake’s own love for coffee. i will never get tired of coffee world; don’t hate, percolate!

"greenfield massachusetts lesbian bar controversy" is my new "shredded cheese fajita sad wife"

Genuinely baffled. Like wtf are we doing here? Where was all this money for other distros? What you gotta have a racist run it and then slap on AI for a bunch of dotfiles to get the cash?

my husband just interrupted putting dishes away because he wanted to show me something called a “jj megamerge”. i’m scared i’m losing my husband to jj.

they say when you embark on a journey to revenge, dig two graves. that way if the first grave turns out too small you can put the extra parts in the second one

unvaulting content is not a strong enough apology for me. release the dating sim prototype now, bungie

Pumping my dead game full of dark ether while looking back at my player base with a really sorry look on my face

程式用 React 改寫成網站，網站用 Swift 移植成應用程式，應用程式添加成就、變成遊戲，遊戲灌滿數值成為試算表，至於試算表嘛，外掛自動化，成為程式。

the Programs are rewritten in React and becoming Websites. the Websites are ported over to Swift and becoming Apps. the Apps are adding achievements and becoming Games. the Games are filled with numbers and becoming Spreadsheets. and the Spreadsheets? they're adding automation and becoming Programs.

> Remember this? It came out in 2021. No? Point proven. i GUFFAWED at this bc the exact same shit happened when i hit up wikipedia for the 2026 movie’s running time. tfym this was the “second reboot”? [clicks link] wait this was NOT the same as the netflix series that name dropped nyaatorrent?

destiny is not simply a game with content. for bungie to rebuild player trust, this also means bringing back many artists and devs. among the various feelings of betrayal, few outranked watching management cast aside the souls that lived and breathed destiny into being

first he's working at lumon and then at umbrella corp, my dude truly cannot catch a break

legit had to ask “do you know who sunny balwani is? let’s start there” to a friend seeking context i’m and glad that this is how she found out. there are worse ways to find out “this is our year we can never forget this tiger”

huge fan of cregger’s Resident Evil packing 90 minutes of action (tentacle zombies) comedy (being bad at shooting a gun and getting defeated by padlocks) and horror (living in colorado)

control resonant will be out just in time for gay halloween. what do you mean you’re going as the cunty dancer resonant

My eldest girl's 16th birthday is very soon and since we recently played most of the @remedygames.com games this summer together (Alan Wake, Control, Alan Wake 2), she wanted an Alan Wake themed cake. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you... Alan Cake. (Please tell @samlakewrites.bsky.social)

just tried to yank a usb-c cable crazy style, like it’s magsafe 😳

nel mezzo del cammin di nostra vita mi ritrovai per una selva oscura, e d'ogne ben il prezzo era salito

Cartastrophe or mapocalypse. Cartastrophe takes it

Me sewing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me seam ripping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

screw it. i'm increasing my cursor / pointer size by another notch. yeah i'm getting old idgaf

literally my life rn

her gesture for “no it isn’t conscious until after” goes crazy