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Or...DON'T donate and protect ALL Americans not just one immigrant who buys elections.

This makes me irrationally angry. The only thing to consider is the non-verbal stuff. The rest is a big, toxic mess. Who the hell gets defensive about how children react to the candy they're getting? The whole feels like projection.

Just...mindblowing. They're not even trying to put a smiley face on their Klan masks anymore.

Exxon loves us this I know Because Woody tells me so Immigrants who say "no mas" Are just agents of Hamas

Hey, Siri - show me an example of gaslighting

100%. And people think we're psychic. No. We just listen very carefully.

trumple thinskin  The point he was making, you short fingered vulgarian, was that you have no class, taste or sense of decorum.

"The policies have FAY-YELD??." Sound like someone's balls got chopped off.

"There are only two types of people: those who divide the world into two types of people and those who don't" - Robert Benchley But, apparently, they're all men no matter what.

And there it is. It's been solved. This is my life.

Oh, you can turn up the classism higher than *that* can't you? It's like you're not even *trying*.

FINALLY! Hollywood has a new idea! I was so worried!

This is my new motto

Holy crap! This is so brilliant! www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-DR...

Ohhhhh. It's illegal because it's unfair! I get it now! "Most people don't know what 'incumbent" means." And if they do, they're communists who believe everything should be fair. Polytiks is herrrrrrrrd!

This Jerry Lundergarde. “Ma’m! I’m cooperating! I ANSWERED your darn question!!”

It is very blue in Vermont right now

Mar-a-Lago face: (to cashier) What’s that guy’s name making Snackin’ Bacon? Cashier: Chris MF: (calling to him) Hi! Chris? Do you know what I ordered yesterday?

Who else agrees with my simplistic and sensible opinion? #AllBabiesShoudEat

Apparently, the fuckin' POTUS can swear whenever he fuckin' wants to because he's not a fuckin' communist. Meanwhile, I just saw the word "b*lly* because google and FB consider it against fuckin' community standards.

#WeOnlyHireTheBestPeople

Listen up!

For those of you under 50, please google Shari Lewis. For us oldies 🤣

Not all thirst traps are the same.

This is shameless. Partially because pretty much everyone knows that her step-father raped her. America is fucked if they allow this kind of immorality pass.

What are the odd that she owns a sweatshirt with a cartoon teddy bear with its arms spread wide saying "I wuv you!!" Also, do you think she's EVER voted in her life?

trump's new spokesperson lost her job on ESPN for promoting communism. "Do you feel good about your job? Taking people's money?" youtu.be/VgYBbWPp1wA?...

ehhhmpg

...and the Democrats just sit there.

It's kind of funny watching such a brave man in a mask screaming in someone's face...and then deflate.

There's a pizza place across the street from me. The delivery driver park in a no-parking spot. All the time. I also have some deck chairs the city won't pick up for some reason. When the delivery guy parked, I'd put a chair in front of his car. Now, i have no more chairs.

"American Ocean! It's mine! It's got "America" in it now!"

The same with the Starr report on Clinton. The GOP released, effectively, pornography put in the nation's newspapers. And ignored Gingrich's blowjobs. Because they were....unseemly. Morality DOES have a sliding scaled. And don't the the xtians tell you otherwise.

What did Mashall's answer had anything to do with cheaper gas? Nothing. It was word salad.

I love jokes like this

This is what my wife says. "It's not hard. Block out an hour to [task.] Use your calendar more. Make a list." Recently, she told my my ADHD was a "cop out."

Just...wow!

"They" didn't take care of it. That includes you, fuckwit.

Wife: Get your fuckin' hands off my husband and find your own man, bitch!

Solid metaphor for the entire administration, honestly

Too apt.

The promise of AI: Machines will do your job The reality of AI: You work for the machines.

"Melancholy clouds..."

An easy to understand guide to CAFE standards...WITH JOKES

How...is this the last laugh? And doesn't California suck? Politics is HARD!

That's enough doom-scrolling for the night.

In my perfect world, the moment the first lie slithers out of trump's or Miller's mouth, the press corp should stand up and walk out of the room.