HCJustin

twitch.tv/hcjustin gonna be live for a while today tearing a wall down, fixing an oven, showing off my helix mattress and maybe valheim if theres still time in the day

I try not to judge but I'm waiting forever in a Lowes because the guy in front of me is freaking out about how he has to run a return because he accidentally used his mom's card and she will go nuts. He's gotta be 50

⭐a new star joins Team Solar!!⭐ Join me in welcoming @hcjustin.com to the team!! Justin (aka Best Boy 2016) is a hilarious variety streamer whos been streaming since 2011. I'm so excited to have him join the team and can't wait to stream together more! 💙 follow him on Twitch www.twitch.tv/hcjustin

A 4-player horror game where you all go mad because you each start seeing and hearing things that are not there. We watched @malf.io, @hcjustin.com, BaerTaffy, and @rickypeacock.bsky.social lose their minds live in our indie game showcase last week. Experience the madness too in PASTDARK's demo.

spend the weekend with your favorite streamers second favorite streamers stream they kinda watch sometimes twitch.tv/hcjustin

Tesla drivers, as a rule, can't even handle a regular car. The kind that's been around for over a century. Looking forward to the flying car guys missing an exit and accidentally doing 9/11 2 a few thousand times a year

I always figured Raffi fucks

I tell people I have a guest room. I don't tell them skeleton Mario watches from the foot of the bed

Wow

I love parking in a spot where I'm pretty much 30% hanging outside of it but I'm just gonna hope any traffic cops let it slide

Shout out the guy smoking a blunt at the Wawa gas pumps. I aspire to give that little of a fuck.

They call me da grass toucha

I want to you live but how funny would it be to pick then up, say "Oh gee oh boy thanks! I can't wait to use them!" And then blow your brains out right there in place

spend the morning with a dipshit? twitch.tv/hcjustin

I need validation here's the carne asada tacos I made myself tonight

Pushed myself hard while doing yard work telling myself like, nah man power through it you got it. Then after throwing up for a bit I was able to crawl to my bed and if this is my last post it will be unsurprising

The tourney is just over a week away, let's start ramping up the team announcements🧐 Repping the PCRF! Goo Crew: @rickypeacock.bsky.social @hcjustin.com @thelukeman.bsky.social

No. No I'm fine. No it's totally ok that you forgot to wish me a happy karmaversary. Haha no it's fine.

Been a lil bit of a maniac lately and im trying to figure out if the fact that I doordashed metamucil and protein shake powder instead of actual food is a good thing or a bad thing (not actually trying to figure out no feedback needed thanks)

It sucks so much to meet incredible people at such a fat time in my life. I know this has been true for the entire life but give me like 30 or 40 or so more months to work on it

If I ever decide to do it im going to post something along the lines of "I am NOT suicidal and if I turn up dead, this person did it" and just pick someone to absolutely fuck over

Do this and me for variety thank you

Really pisses me the fuck off that getting a good nights sleep and taking walks actually makes you feel so so much better. Feels like it should be a lie.

It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...