🧵Hillary Moyer🪡

my embroidery! I mostly follow patterns but I'm still proud of it!

Just wondering who Sarah Paulson is gonna play in the Glee reboot

So many sexy nun costumes at this Spirit but not a single sister of battle 😞

If the White House is looking for a new press secretary I have some suggestions

I have never paid more attention to the condition of other people's roofs than I have since discovering I need a whole new roof! If looks are anything, a lot of people might 🫠

When the air quality alert goes off but it's too cold to want to go outside anyway 😎

I saw Goody Proctor and Abdul Al-Sayed avowing the Muslim brotherhood

Every day my son comes home from Pre-K (half day) and when we ask how it was he replies "it was longer than I thought!" Like, it's been two months buddy, at some point it's gotta be exactly as long as you thought it would be right?

Question for Amtrak aficionados: I'm looking to take a train from Pittsburgh to Boston later this year, and I've seen some online talk about trains that are standing room only. Should I book business class to guarantee a seat or take my chances in coach?

It's so easy to mock the "stomp, clap, hey" music of the 2010s but as far as I'm concerned every year around mid-September to October, albums by Mumford & Sons and The Lumineers still descend with the falling leaves, nestled in scarves and accompanied by apple pies and pumpkin spice lattes

since California ballots are now out: prop 40 is the billionaire tax, and you should vote yes to stick it to them but both props 41 and 42 are designed to retroactively cancel the billionaire tax because they’re afraid they can’t beat it at the ballot box yes on 40, no on 41 and 42

Add "for Tax Purposes" to a movie: Sinners for Tax Purposes

I think the only sentence I might say more than "I love you" on a daily basis is "I just stood up too quickly"

Orwell had no idea… www.nytimes.com/2026/10/16/u...

ACT 1 1. "H-I-L-L-A-R-Y" - Doctor, Nurse 2. "Glass Ceiling" - Hillary 3. "You'll Have To Study Twice As Hard" - Mrs. Rodham 4. "Graduation Day" - Hillary 5. "Bubba's Waltz" - instrumental 6. "I'm Giving Up The Law (For Sex)" - Hillary 7. "Seven Times In One Night!" - Hillary, ensemble INTERMISSION

the rare "double-wrong": it's not slavery AND "I might as well do it because I can't destroy the institution" is very immoral.

in elementary school sometimes they used to tell u "make sure u do this on your own, dont have mommy write it for u". foolish. kids that used mommy freed up significant time for other goals! kids that dont use mommy will fall behind! give all your banking information & biometric data to mommy also

My parents didn't really understand me (they were engineers, so nerdy too but we didn't overlap with our weirdness) but they celebrated it. When I was 6 I wanted to be a Deinonychus for Halloween and my dad papier-mache'd a mask for me! 🥹

Literally the only time I'm wrong about clocking Matt Mercer as a VA is when it's actually Dan Green instead

The valvoline mechanic presents the dipstick for my inspection. I swirl it around my mouth, savoring the notes of petroleum and crude oil. Yes, a very good vintage.

OK, if you (like me) read Yesteryear and hated it and WANTED it to be so much better, then you need to read Our Sister's Keeper by Jasmine Holmes (like me) and absolutely revel in a book about the darkness behind misogynistic lies and the devastation that greed and oppression bring. You want a plot

Climbed into a rental car and my daughter tells, "it smells like Florida!" (the smell is weed)

It's called being a little shit, maybe you've turd of it

The thing is, the other bears won't tell you to keep quiet so you don't ruin the bear's reputation or career

Oh, I think you misheard me, I said I have a trad-knife. I'm here to cause trad-strife.

Why is The Young Pope leaving HBO? Isn't it an HBO show??

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

Agatha Christie 🤝 Aimee Semple McPherson A cheeky lil "mysterious disappearance" for a few weeks in 1926

Do you ever stop and wonder which person in a group chat will die first or are you normal

"We're letting you go, your final day is on Friday." - Apple Pie

They're calling it the most online take of all time

social media is not "just wanting to communicate with your friends". And Taylor knows it. This is a deliberate denial of basic reality, and a large body of science on how algorithmic social media can harm kids in particular.