Luke

Honestly I don't think a year ago I could have predicted the now total absence of Keir Starmer. He really is nowhere to be seen. It's crazy to think he was PM only a few months ago.

My son keeps trying to kill me and steal my wife every time I ring this bell, but I guess that's what I get for inventing the Oedipal bell

I feel like this is an unfortunate consequence of the phrase "it's not a documentary" being used as a synonym for "it's not entirely truthful"

Frankly, I'm tired of this now. Abolish the BBC. We deserve better. I don't care if it comes with adverts.

I'm gonna be so smug when Burnham calls the election

Genuinely scared to click this.

I'm more like:

Oh god, I'd forgotten just how bad that 'Inside Man' Moffat series was

I genuinely think an underrated factor in the election timing is, the longer Burnham waits, the higher the chance of Martin Lewis standing. At the moment, as has always been his line, he wouldn't stand. But I genuinely think a lot can change in 2 years, and he'll be persuaded to go for it.

Everyone's interpreting this as an attack on socialism, but don't forget this is Elon Musk – this could easily be an endorsement

Oh god, wait until she discovers Plotinus

Made me really quite angry to see so many food delivery riders on the road yesterday in the really horrid weather. If you use Deliveroo vel sim during a storm, you'd better have a *really* compelling reason. Otherwise, go and collect it yourself.

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Watched a bit of Gogglebox and ngl Andy Burnham comes across really well

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Oooooh I'm getting close to 100 followers I'm getting excited, like a Twitterer in 2012

I really really hate that this post got so much attention It's so badly worded !!!!!

Ok so my main issue with The Traitors is... in what sense are they actually Traitors? How are they trying to sabotage things?

Ohhhh I'm so tempted to go to a beer festival in my hometown - it would cost £50 including transport, but it looks so much fun

Found out that my brother is through to the next round for a job near me Please join me in crossing everything for him - this would be great for him and would raise my spirit immensely

I was thinking earlier today, "why hasn't she been on TV much recently?" then this came on and I realised, "oh, that's why" – really hope this is a sign she's well enough to do more TV projects

I've been thinking about this all day

"All right, I'm going. But I'm going to take industrial action. And I'll tell you, you've got right up my nose!" "And what are you gonna do?" "Picket!" I love The Goodies.

They should just use a transferable voting system, would save time.

Plot twist: Claudia is a secret Traitor

This is probably crazy and self-contradictory, but if the royal family wants to modernise, it really needs to abandon the royal titles. I do not believe anyone would treat Prince William any differently if he were known as e.g. William Cambridge. But it would send a strong message.

The first 6 words of this headline are absolutely insane www.forbes.com/sites/annato...

Andy Burnham will call the election on Gogglebox.

The Polar Express. Terrifying.

Finally got round to watching The Dropout. Amazing.

Imagine advertising on TV being this bad at your job

Burnham will call the election before the Budget

Ok I think I may be moving towards Team December Election

Ohhhhhh I think I just realised why Kemi thinks there'll be an election in December, and actually it's not completely insane

People often ask online trolls "would you say that to their face?" – absolutely outrageous that the answer is becoming "yes".

Oh my, Amanda Seyfried is incredible

Somehow Theranos returned

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I don't know if this is quite accurate. Online piracy is easier than it ever has been.