Portuguese Village Elder

tankie ultraleft elitist: "anarchists are just utopian! real anarchism is impossible!" me, wise, revolutionary:

The individualist system is not responsible for being a system that allows mere individuals to inflict so much damage unto other people.

Nicki Minaj is in some kind of pedophile cartel that may or may not have orchestrated 9/11

Mr. President, do you understand that President Obama meant you have the taste of a gaudy, murderous tinpot dictator who recklessly started a war with Iran?

Neanderthal stand-up comedian: Hey, I ain't saying those homo erectus are cognitively limited, but the only time I ever saw one paint a cave, was when he walked into one a sabre tooth tiger was living in! Heckler: Hey, man, it's the Middle Paleolithic, those jokes aren't cool anymore.

It was a shark.

ethan klein only kept his career afloat for so long by always changing with the winds. he went back and forth between woke and chud so many times. idk what he'll even do unable to grift on the net.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezvk...

Mr Beast doing a Beast Games Challenge where everyone had to pull one third of their own weight, and being shocked when the small agile people could do it and the jacked guys couldn't, is so revealing. More money than god but nobody on your team has heard of the Square Cube Law

Nick Fuentes reacting to superchats is like those old comic books with a grouchy character you could write letters to and they'd always comically roast you

if the onion 9/11 issue had actual balls they would have done the objectively funnier bit of the hijackers actually going to heaven

"Everyone is the hero of their own story" is one of the dumbest sociological cliches. No, when the Coca Cola company used right-wing death squads against union leaders in the 90s, they didn't think they were heroes serving a greater good. They did it because it benefited them, and they knew that.

Cowards for not calling this "Dark Gallifrey: The Crispy Master"

“The mathematicians have only interpreted the world. The point, however, is to change it." - The Monitor of Logopolis

"Sir, we just got the analysis of that stuff from the Jonestown case back from lab, and... it was just Kool Aid, ordinary Kool Aid. The power to die in a ritual mass suicide, it was inside them all along!"

When tech guys post shit like "you use VLC? You should use Twinkle, which you can get by reading this 500 page page PDF on how to depack the qwertybash command prompt from github, IDIOT!" do they really expect anyone to go "wow, I see the error of my ways now!" and switch over?

grok what would a smart guy say

The last time I emigrated somewhere without doing my research they elected Donald Trump, can’t recommend it.

It's really funny seeing this image, knowing that the character is going to canonically end up in Outer Space.

democrats will throw you under the bus and then get mad at you for not being on the bus