Michael Williams

Dear Pres. Zelenskyy: The most powerful thing you can do to help Ukraine is to bomb the rest of the Russian bot farms and the diesel refineries. If you do that, right wing barriers in other countries fall and aid can flow back into Ukraine. It appears you're aware of this and already doing it.

Control Resonant is Remedy’s magnum opus. Already firmly in my GotY spot. Sam Lake is the Hitchcock of video game media.

Decided to set my nine up.

Ruin a movie quote by changing one word to “fart”. "Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Good fart."

I have no gall bladder, so my ability to hold it is highly curtailed, making me a weapon of piss destruction.

Thisd is so fucking inspiring and brilliant! Meanawhile in America, Donald won't be happy until we all have black lung disease from big, beautiful coal drill baby drill something something

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social Mama, Chris or Sam should get a recording of Larry David from his skit with Rob Reiner where he says “PEDO-O-PHIIIIIIILLLLLLLE” with the telegraphing comedy face, you can hear it in the voice, as a sound drop for you when you have to talk about Donald. It’s so funny.

Every straight man raised on late 80s/early 90s Cinemax erotic thrillers completely identifies with this situationship.

The new film about Tom Kean’s disappearance, locked in a padded room trading stocks. Nicholson had Nurse Ratched. Tommy had Charles Schwab. @stephaniemiller.bsky.social

WE’RE STILL NOT BUYING YOU A BALLROOM, YOU KID-RAILING TWAT!

@jezcorden.com, have you heard anywhere from Microsoft about possibly merging WoW achievements into the Xbox achievement system? I’ve got 21k cheeve points in WoW I’d love to turn into gamerscore. Already seen how they can merge games with their own cheeve systems (see Diablo III/IV).

Time to name and shame and get those influencers the hell out of Democratic politics.

I could sleep to this.

Hello, old friend. Time to wake up and go adventuring again. Early access starts now. Meet my beloved Tiresias, a once great tank who is quite rusty. Open for practice! #Paladin #Protection #WorldofWarcraft #Midnight #ForthrAlliance #FortheHorde

Depression is such an unremitting foe. You can rationalize your brain chemistry being imbalanced, but that doesn’t stop the tears in the middle of the night. It doesn’t stop the feelings. It doesn’t stop the demons whispering in your ear about your worth. #fuckdepression

I've been dealing with COVID for the past four days, and out of the three times I've had it in my life, this has to be by far the worst bout of it I've ever had. My energy level is obliterated. My throat is raw. My nasal passages are dried mucus scaffolding holding it all together. Lord help me.

I know his lies don't make the news anymore but we must keep trying to get the message out! He talks bollocks!

We gather not to mourn her, but to bury her. A brilliant vivisection of one of the craziest and thirstiest MAGA pols to ever smear Vaseline on a camera lens. #KariLake

CHICAGOANS!!!! Voting is open for the annual snowplow naming contest. And “Abolish Ice” is one of the options. You know what to do (vote): chicagoshovels.org

This morning, I recorded a video on TikTok about why DHS’s arguments for the power to enter homes without judicial warrants in immigration cases are bunk. Nine hours later, TikTok still says my video is “under review,” and can’t be shared. Well, here’s a link: georgetown.box.com/v/Vladeck-IC...

oh commuters just found the motherlode of ice agents at a suburban hotel, including, potentially, bovino himself. a bunch of confirmed ICE and CBP cars from the bovino convoy there. spring hill suites in maple grove. people of the twin cities, do with this info what you will.

You have to understand, the agent involved is stupid. We begged him to stop standing in front of cars but he can’t figure it out. He’s stupid and he has anxiety from the time before when he was stupid, so we just have to let him pop off. We wish he weren’t, but he is. And we have to respect that

We don’t talk enough about how incredibly immersive and this weird window into Japanese culture and folklore Ghostwire: Tokyo is. A damn shame that Microsoft cashiered Tango Gameworks, I’m still a bit salty about that. Totally underrated horror without being too scary, just a VIIIBE.

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I’m telling you, with The Outer Worlds 2, it’s almost as fun to me just searching rooms for loot and lore as it is doing the actual quests.

Pocketbook concerns, or if you’re Josh Shapiro, shitting on your fellow Dems while copying some of their mannerisms.

He’s such a liar. He just wants to suck on titties.

Check it out--it all takes place during the Christmas season. Intentional on the part of Kubrick.

Just a thought—Steam really should have a filter for “PC-only Exclusive” to let you browse all the stuff not on any other platforms. It would cut down on me having three quarters of every discovery queue I peruse stuff I’ve already seen in the Xbox Store, PS Store, or Nintendo eShop. #steam #console

At this point, has Trump considered getting into a sexting affair with Olivia Nuzzi as a possible Epstein distraction? It sends the message, “see! I can like women in the age of majority too!”

Hear me out: two horror first person remakes: Clive Barker’s Undying and Realms of the Haunting.

Proof that both MAGA and the gentry libertarian "normies" exhortations of "Don't Tread on Me," is utter and absolute bullshit.

Unrelated to the subject of the video, but I'm loving the sartorial Malory Archer tribute. She's missing only the brooch.

I love how this picture shows him at his most actively lascivious, back in his Bob’s Big Boy Drive Thru Speaker era. Donald must be very proud of this era. Such a special occasion, he grew extra eyebrows for it!

So they didn’t like the ad. Let’s just post Reagan’s 5 min speech against tariffs as it appears on YouTube. Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X). *1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.” youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc

My #1 choice for Miller’s post-WH life would be The Hague, but Florence Supermax is also acceptable.

I hope a bunch of people dress up as the different spirits you run into in Shibuya district in Ghostwire: Tokyo.

ICE has erected a gate to keep protesters out. They are blocking a public street, despite the Broadview Fire Department ordering ICE to tear it down. Join us at 1930 Beach Street. 7-9 AM. Tell Broadview to tear this fence down.

Translation: come October, y’all are gonna pay 30% more for furnishings and decor. The only way I see this as a National Security issue is if Vance is worried he’s gonna get a splinter on his dick fucking a couch sourced from China.

Donald steps on his dick so often, I’m surprised MAGA doesn’t build landing lights and a runway to lead errant fists into his choad to be able to find the target easier, considering the naked eye may have to struggle.

Dear Disney and ABC: Don’t EVER fuck around with the First Amendment again. This is NOT Hungary or Russia. We’re gonna be side-eyeing you until you build that trust back. This is a good first step. P.S. NBC, you are on thin ice as it is. Do better. 1A is NOT an optional accessory.

If Sinclair wants to still be a third party extortionist demanding Kimmel pay to TPUSA as a condition to bring his show back on their affiliates, Kimmel should pull a joke Kurt Andersen did at Spy Magazine in the 80s and write them a $0.02 check to see if they cash it.

Kimmel’s back tomorrow night. I guest that Wessel didn’t exactly Horst for them, did it? I hope Brendan Carr is sweating through his old man pubic beard right now. Hold onto your docs and lawyer up, l’il buddy, can’t wait to see how this goes for ya!

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