Hillary M

Tell me why I work with people who are theoretically grown ass adults, yet someone signed their paperwork with a drawing of a dick?

Inktober Days 21-24: Hero, Beacon, Dapper, and Bake. Friday I got home late and fell asleep before I could draw anything, so I decided to merge that theme with the next one.

I’m so freaking tired because I didn’t get to take a nap this morning after the kid got on the bus, and now I’m at my mammogram appointment, and I’m heading straight to work from here. 😭

Their politics are all different, but the appeal of Mamdani, Ossoff, and El-Sayed as speakers and campaigners is that they don't seem afraid they're going to get in trouble. That makes them hard to bully or even make fun of successfully.

Two weeks ago my boss was out sick the whole week. Last week the other asst left early on Thursday to go to a concert and then called out Friday because she was tired and not feeling well. Yesterday she went home sick and won’t be in today. All 100% legit reasons to miss work, but I’m so, so tired.

I wish I knew what I did to thoroughly fuck up my shoulder. It was a little bit sore at work, but by the time I went to the grocery around 6:30 I could barely lift my arm to hold the steering wheel. Really hope it fixes itself overnight so I don’t have to go out in the storm to hit urgent care.

I’m half asleep at work, my boss is out sick, and all three of our compressed gas canisters ran out over the weekend. I hate changing them. Gonna pout about it for a while and then I guess I’ll go take care of them.

Who's the most chaotic choice to give the One Ring to?

TFW you wake up randomly in the middle of the night, but joke’s on you, your alarm goes off two minutes later because school started and it’s actually morning. And I usually nap after the kid gets on the bus, but I have an appointment to get bloodwork done before work so I have to stay awake. 😭

Post something random or you’ll have an awful September:

I finished all of my big summer regulatory projects yesterday and now have fuck-all to do at work. It’s nice to get a break from spreadsheets but now I’m bored and just want to go home, but I can’t because I still have to stay on top of emails.

Well damn. It was fun for like a week but not playing anymore I guess.

Love to wake up to a burning smell and find a spot of scorched carpet next to my bed from a charging cable that decided to melt overnight. Really gets the blood and adrenaline pumping! Can this fucking week just end already?

Feeling absolutely ancient. Since when do they play Avril Lavigne at the gyno? 🤣☠️

Another banger birthday card from the kid. She cracks me up.

Long birthday weekend is off to a good start. I got a pretty good night sleep, got in and out of the DMV to renew my license in 20 minutes, and went to the fancy bakery around the corner to pick up a croissant and cookie to eat for lunch later.

I woke up at 5 am to pee like usual, and I don’t need to actually be up for the day yet, but I can’t fall back asleep because the kid was binging Pokemon last night and the theme song won’t stop running through my head. All I want to catch right now is some more zzzs. 😭

I cannot WAIT for the kiddo to be done with school so I can get some sleep. Her last regular day is next Monday, and then she has a couple days off before finals. Mercifully no regents tests this year, but she has the SAT on Saturday. I am TIRED.

How did this happen? How did Pluto become the symbol of oppressed white men and US ownership of the solar system? 🧪 #PlanetSci 🔭

GPOY.

Post something random or you will have an awful April.

jupiter wishes you a very happy trans day of visibility 🏳️‍⚧️

Make duckling, not war. 🪶 🐣

I feel like I’m screaming into the void at work this week. I know my emails are going out, but people keep ignoring them. I’m literally telling you people exactly what’s going on and you’re freaking out because you’re not reading!

I used “it’s giving” in a work email and my boss called to tell me he didn’t understand my grammar.

I’m a barely-visible extra in the background of an episode of Absolutely Fabulous.

Gotta love a surprise FDA inspection when the new person with the required certification is out sick and I’m the closest thing we have to a backup. I’m glad they’re still doing inspections! I just didn’t really want it to be my problem. 😭

Love it when an Onion article has been relevant my entire adult life

I finished a round of prednisone and the good news is that I can breathe again, but I’m so tired. I just want to take a nap, but instead work keeps throwing weird shit at me.

The Gen X urge to let the motherfucker burn.

Sitting here at work with “Dance 10, Looks 3” from A Chorus Line stuck in my head even though I think I last watched that movie in the 90s. Why, brain? Why the tits and ass song? 🤣

Everyone is posting non-English language bangers and yet I've yet to see anyone post one of the greatest things to ever happen to the internet, so I'm leaving it here. When was the last time you listened to this certified fucking banger? www.youtube.com/watch?v=92yd...

I caught a cold from my kid and feel like crap, but my coworker already called out so I have to go in. She’s been feeling kinda crappy so she could legit be sick, but I also wouldn’t be surprised if she was just hung over from the game last night. Oh to be young!