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Less expensive than #TheMonarchy More truthful than #BorisJohnson More useful than #MattHancock Not as thick as #NadineDorries Stronger spine than #KierStarmer it's... amzn.eu/d/2tNjfb5

It never really ends, does it. (one of the best things I have ever done.) From the album Dislocate. On sale now. #NewMusic #Feedback #Synths #Live hilliatfields.bandcamp.com/track/it-nev...

Blue sky slowly removing the grey duvet. Birds are singing from the tree-tops. Goddam beautiful day.

John's shortlisted story is on RTE Radio One at 11.20 this evening.

On my way home, I needed to pop into a shop to get tobacco, but it had, in fake blood, Do Not Enter written on the door. So I didn't.

Once more we enter the season of bandwagon-jumping ads. 'You'll be TERRIFIED by how cheap these socks are!' 'These deals will to make you rouse the dead from their graves and tell them to buy a sofa!' 'Order pizza or we'll fucking kill you with an axe!'

Dog Story - Part 26

Dislocate. Title track from the new album. On sale now. #NewMusic #LiveMusic #Synths #Guitars #HashTags hilliatfields.bandcamp.com/track/disloc...

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Lidl had run out of the sliced jalapenos that I like. I asked a member of staff as to why. Said that I like them on my pizza. "We should have some in a couple of weeks." they said. "My pizza will be burnt by then."

@onezero.bsky.social Hello. @hugeshark.bsky.social recommended you. Said I'd like your music. Just listened to a snippet of Music at a Distance 328. The Shark was correct. Good work.

YAY! Great start to the week. C-Dif & Flu/Covid on the ward. And... No one is wearing the appropriate PPE. YAS! We are so fucking ace!

Oh NO! Oh woe! What's this I see? 5 days at work. Then 9 days free.

Lighter now the clocks have changed. Clouds a lighter shade of grey. Light wind gently plays through the trees that lightly wave. Goddam beautiful day.

Fuck you, Roger Waters. hilliatfields.bandcamp.com/music

I must be using social media wrongly. All I get is feedback from lovely people. Thank you.

Dog Story - Part 25

My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com

Yo! Can you name Andy Capp's wife?

@kainsoch.bsky.social Any news?

Stupid walk, that. A bit breezy in town, yes. Somewhat more so up on the Hill. But...long avenue of trees? Shaking & creaking? Foolish.

Seeing as the #bayeuxtapestry is in town, I'm revisiting this @privateeyenews.bsky.social #cartoon #military #history #design

It's Sunday. I'll check on my empire, see how sales are going. *checks* [no sales hardly any listens] {punches air} IN YER FOOKING FACE, ELTON JOHN!!!

Blue sky. Sunshine. Bit of a breeze. Walking weather. *nods*

Just remembered that I woke at about 3am wondering what MTB was/stood for. Motor Torpedo Boat. You're welcome.

Dog Story - Part 24

That's the Halloween costume sorted..

It was, yes and my joke was: I notice Lidl's own brand dog food is called "Romeo" and the cat food, "Juliet". Think they could take it one step further and make a dental stick called "Monty Chew" and litter called "Cat Pellets" and if they don't, it's a tragedy.

I now have 10 new pieces for the previously-finished new project. Think that's about an hour. Thinking that I might just keep adding to it until a certain date & then whittle it down. Blah blah blah.

Prints available in my shop of this one from last year. The perfect Christmas gift for the philosophically-inclined office wall . Limited edition, numbered and signed giclee art print - link to shop in bio. #philosophy

"Crows tumbling through gaps in the air." *chef's kiss*

Things I saw from the train: A field folded in two Water organised in lines Two farmers kissing A kissing gate The wind fighting everything Broken fields stitched together with power lines Crows tumbling through gaps in the air An archdeacon dithering A sad ghost (reflection?)

Had to do it m'self. Now I have a soggy right foot. Thanks a bunch, you rotters.

Private Eye 1686 p20 Cartoon by Martin Ross. Fucking superb. @privateeyenews.bsky.social

Will someone, please, go & get me those nice veggie sausages & a pack o' pittas from Lidl. Thanks.

Violin loop. Guitar loop. 7 synths. 2 samplers. 6min 5sec. Hmmmm.

The new album is done. 9 pieces. 53 mins. Odd, dark, and, slow. Um... Er... Yes.

Something something something premiership footballer something something something covered in tattoos something something something inks it all over.

@kainsoch.bsky.social How did it go?