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brave choice of #hmhb track by Cerys there... bat-themed show

Oxford Biscuits #hmhb #halfmanhalfbiscuit Nice boots Nigel!

Half Man Half Biscuit at the Oxford O2 Academy. As always, a ridiculously thrilling show and one that again confirmed that the two hours I spend at a HMHB gig are undoubtedly the two hours where I feel the most ALIVE.

Half Man Half Biscuit #HMHB play O2 Academy Oxford tomorrow Friday October 23rd. Sold out! Next chance to see: Nottingham Rock City Jan 22nd. Tickets still available www.seetickets.com/event/half-m...

A friend can't make it so just listed a ticket for Half Man Half Biscuit at Oxford on Friday. #hmhb secure.ticketmaster.co.uk/rs/3E00635FC...

'Remind our kid of Moroder Remind our kid of Moroder Moroder Moroder M’road out of here is a trunk route A552 A552' #HMHB

'Ooooh he's here again The Man With The Gaffer Tape Supply' #HMHB

halfmanhalfbiscuit.uk/lyrics/ The joy of the HMHB lyric project

Something for the weekend: In A Suffolk Ditch #HMHB youtu.be/HTb7s4SlFXc?...

' I found myself being sued By the firm More O’Ferrall I’d sprayed a graffito onto One of their hoardings It was for Monsters of Rock And I’d sprayed “In Church Hall if wet” They were sealing my fate When I said “But I’m a mate Of the bloke who does the PA” ' #HMHB

Something for the weekend: Alehouse Futsal #HMHB youtu.be/WRAOCa6mI9A?...

'To ease the loneliness and pass the time, I pace the room, inventing bands. Experimental trio from Borehamwood: Hall, Stairs and Landing; they’re really good.' #HMHB

Something for the weekend: I Left My Heart In Papworth General #HMHB youtu.be/buWh8YJDQOM?...

From the vaults: article from Smash Hits, September 1986, contrasting the savvy moneymaking tour machine of the #HMHB of the day, with the naive amateurs Wham! (and The Toy Dolls). With thanks to Brian McCloskey via FB.

Something for the weekend: No-one Likes A Polymath #HMHB youtu.be/MTzLISc_YrE?...

'A Lilac Harry Quinn', live at Tramshed, Cardiff, 07/03/25 #HMHB youtu.be/8uO7XnpgMhI?...

'Soft play area with free bananas Iguana Andy and his - Iguanas' #HMHB

Something for the weekend: Used To Be In Evil Gazebo #HMHB youtu.be/Kemtdq34Lq4?...

'**John McNamarra to the cash office please**' #HMHB

From the vaults: Record Collector magazine article from 2010, looking back at 'Back In the DHSS' with a short interview from Nigel #HMHB recordcollectormag.com/articles/hal...

'Bin men, thin men, lexicographers Squid - yes, not so - octopus Egg sandwiches on coach trips in June? I simply won’t be there' #HMHB

Something for the weekend: Awkward Sean #HMHB youtu.be/UuwpGfUzgb0?...

'Shoals of tope, I would choose If in some future world I was faced with Releasing them or saving you' #HMHB

'Epiphany' - taken from Peel Session, 10/10/04. The one and only outing for this sinister track. #HMHB youtu.be/uV1Lbv84oWc?...

Something for the weekend: C.A.M.R.A. Man #HMHB youtu.be/awHzXlUCBNM?...

In his lyrics “he’s gone from Subbuteo to dementia in forty short years. As we all have” youtu.be/zI45zju-zI8?...

'I hope your plane back home's a DC-10' #HMHB

'Never trust a crown green bowler under 30' #HMHB

SUNDAY 1st NOVEMBER @RedLionE11 Leytonstone Friday Night Fever London book launch Tickets: eventbrite.co.uk/e/1999016058844 @routebooks.bsky.social @hmhbinfo.bsky.social

Something for the weekend: Tour Jacket With Detachable Sleeves #HMHB youtu.be/IofpJzYTwrI?...

'When my grave’s waist-deep in meadow grass No more strawberry jam for the Guild Will they still say, whenever bobsleigh’s on, “Hey I would love to have a go at that”...?' #HMHB

Something for the weekend: Paradise Lost (You're The Reason Why) #HMHB youtu.be/TCdA4rU-Og8?...

It seems a good many cultists received this item in the post today. #HMHB

It’s arrived! Today’s plans have been put on hold. (More details at halfmanhalfbiscuit.uk/friday-night... )

'My uncle Charlie is a cynical man And his wife's a touch sceptical too They've got one of those stickers In the back of their van It says "We've seen the prices at the zoo"' #HMHB

Here's author Steve Hill with a gift-wrapped copy of his new book 'Friday Night Fever: Inside the Cult of Half Man Half Biscuit'. The package is labelled 'Nigel' and the photo was taken just before it was delivered to him #HMHB

#hmhb at Projet House, Leeds. Neil's epic bass outro to Everything's A.O.R. Marvellous. ❤️🤘

#hmhb at Project House, Leeds.

#HMHB play live in Leeds tomorrow night, Friday, August 14th, 2026, at Project House. Support comes from Madame Claude, with doors opening at 7pm. No tickets available!

A reasonable recreation with my 16 year old #HMHB

'A doyen of topiary once told me That one day he would like to grow a maze It seemed to be quite logical That this should be his wish And with that, we both went our separate ways' #HMHB

Something for the weekend: Numanoid Hang-glide #HMHB youtu.be/IgFDCXylqFo?...

'On touching the trig point, I found my thrill To the east - Brokeback Mountain, to the west - Benny Hill I’ll give you the grid ref, you might like to go SO224350 Could this be heaven, would that be the Severn Twmpa, Twmpa, you’re gonna need a jumper... ' #HMHB

New article: David Lloyd recalls his time as keyboardist in the 1980s #HMHB (subscription but not payment required). www.livpost.co.uk/i-was-nt-a-t...

Something for the weekend: Let's Not (properly this time...) #HMHB youtu.be/0ihDfTMi-H0?...