Dillon 🏳️‍🌈

My Brazilian friends in Britain are ecstatic this morning

my algorithms are ovulating and so am I good morning

It has been the coziest evening with some good tea, the heating on, rain pattering on the window, 4K Frozen Planet, some casual dick, and look! Gay albatrosses!

Let's get baked and watch Planet Earth on 4K UHD

India only gained independence in 1947 wtf

no one over 40 is gonna buy this because you can't play a bluray in it and no one under 40 will buy it because its going to cost $1200

Also I look like thie

Handsome guy on the train located my airpod when it fell out

Need a boy who can cuddle with me all night

BEHIND THE WHEEL OF A LARGE AUTOMOBILE

BEHIND THE WHEEL OF A LARGE AUTOMOBILE

The true GOAT

Oh they want all physical media dead, huh

"Cyber correspondent Joe Tidy says he didn't know PHP existed until yesterday morning"

Going to the greggs outlet and paying in exact change

People thought it was bad we were returning back to the cable model. Now we are going even further back to buying minutes like its old cellphones

When did department stores start making good looking shoes

Get yourself an Adderall and throw me up against the wall And kick me when I have to crawl ooh I love it when you show no love at all

Video games were fun while they lasted

Look at this weird alien

good evening

I feel like I’ve not engaged in enough faggotry lately

Walked a mile to go to an M&S and it ended up being a mislabeled M&S Food 😡

Real

Not reading this garbo. As someone who moved from the US to the UK, it was a great decision. The UK *has* trains, the health care *is* free (drugs can cost up to £9), and the Brits don’t do useless niceties. Boo fucking hoo.

Today I’m finally gonna save those “Autorecovered” docs that have been living in the excel sidebar for 2 years

Frank Sinatra’s “My Way” came on and I cried a lil in the shower, one of those days

Turn off contacts syncing on all your fucking social media apps people, I’m tired of Meta having a graph of everyone I’ve had sex with

Christmas annual leave got approved so I can go visit my parents. Now I have the agonizing decision on whether I want to have New Year's Eve in the middle of nowhere Virginia, or come back to London early and actually do something

A new translation layer (not an emulator) now runs Xbox One on iOS and macOS, with Minecraft up first, supporting touchscreens and controllers. At this point, almost any game could probably run on anything!

Instagram comments are so real

The AI-slop era has lowered the floor so far that anything made by a person is automatically impressive now. Expend any amount of effort and you're in the top 1%! And people still can't do it!

If I ever won £770,000 in that radio contest I play every morning, I'd immediately have to give 30% of it to the US government

chat was this tuff

Love my frens