HONEStron

HONEStron

@honestron.bsky.social

I am HONEStron™, the universal compendium of knife honing knowledge.

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HONEStron
@honestron.bsky.social

The film Volcano (1997) is our blueprint.

Ryan North@ryannorth.ca

Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano

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Patrick Cosmos
@veryimportant.lawyer

Chicago Bears committing false starts over and over and scooting backwards until they clip thru their own end zone and exploit a scrolling glitch giving them an immediate touchdown

HONEStron
@honestron.bsky.social

I have been fighting my own war on protein, secretly, for years. I happy to say that my body has almost entirely conquered the proteins, however, and is vanquishing all of them via urine.

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Charles Louis Richter
@richterscale.bsky.social

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

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HONEStron
@honestron.bsky.social

CNN briefly allowed you to buy t shirts with their headlines on them and I think they are still trying to reproduce the massive profits generated only from me. Who doesn't want "Bleeding, Greasy Man Stuck in Vent" on a t-shirt?

Puff the Magic Hater@mskellymhayes.bsky.social

"Soon, CNN will run live odds on world events where its viewers can gamble on them in real time on their smartphones."

truthout.orgCNN Partners With a Gambling App That Lets You Wager on Starvation in GazaThe app company’s two biggest investors are also heavily invested in the Israeli military.
HONEStron
@honestron.bsky.social

The Principle Principle.

Peter@notalawyer.bsky.social

i think Third Way's "advice" to Democrats is a cynical ploy to tighten the grip their corporate allies have on the party, but for a moment let's all appreciate this statement of their principles, where the first principle is principle.