Pretty Fly for Reply Guy

What is it with Republicans showing nudes? What the fuck is wrong with these people.

Uh oh stinky

Someone please tell me why a datacenter has a lawn to water on top of all their other water use??? PLEASE

We are the shit hole country now. Literally can’t. Stop. SHITTING.

I love how they keep mining millenial nostalgia because we were the last ones to have anything to be nostalgic about.

Watching Doublelift’s Retirement Home tourney has been therapeutic in ways I didn’t even know I needed. They are acting ancient and I still have a decade on them. Wild.

You can’t convince me Savage Garden is not Chris Kattan and Will Ferrel. I’m sorry.

Kevin Conroy, I miss you.

If only all men had the shape and grace of Gene Kelly.

The Algae™ would probably run a more efficient and helpful administration that whatever we currently have. It's got my vote.

Shion is toxic yuri bait, and I will absolutely stand for it.

Not my best work, but felt like this was what's on the menu for Bsky today.

The rich drag queens are too rich to do drag anymore, dahling.

Oh no, everyone’s hot.

The raw milk thing is proof that you can trick conservatives into literally eating shit and liking it bsky.app/profile/prop...

I am never giving paramount another cent if I can help it. NO MORE, NOT EVEN IF THEY HOLD DRAG RACE HOSTAGE.

newrepublic.com/post/211422/... What the fuck.

I now know how Lot’s wife felt.

are they playing game three in the ballroom

I accidentally snatched my waist too hard. But the hips must always match the shoulders.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0VY... KAWASAKI-SAN! Put oba-chan's CRT's back in the closet right now and do your homework!

Eat the rich and beat that bitch.

Lmaoooooooooo

I need to model my own confidence after Mother Vivacious. I am so happy to revel in her again.

Fine fitting florsheims.

"the yips"

Mustang horse nicotine packets

You look like you need a mousewitch who is appropriately proud of their fancy button boots. (by moonlight) I'm here to help.

I heard that Circumcision Tylenol is opening for Roadkill Raccoon Penis this summer.

Our electric grid scares the absolute bajesus out of me.

Ain’t never did no mess like that 😭 I wouldn’t even be here to tell the story

The day every pc gamer dreads Reformatting.

It's a me! Go away, I am not in the mood for company.

i just told a friend on my couch, "shots fired at the White House" and they responded, in a tired voice, "ok"

JFK completes mostly successful Dallas parade.