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The Chargers' first win of the season will be, like, week 17 v the Chiefs, who had clinched first seed weeks ago, and are using a mix of 3rd string and Make A Wish kids. And it still will be a close game.

"Nobody thought the Chargers would be 0-5 at this point." Not too sure about that one, Scott.

"Winless Chargers." Evergreen.

Yeah, of course I use AI* to write. *me drunkenly screaming Italian opera lyrics into a native Windows XP text-to-speech program running on an Eee PC from 2007

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Not enough touchdown celebrations interact with the mascot. It's such a no-brainer. You'd think everybody would be out there dancing with the mascot a bit. Everyone loves a good mascot dance. Never see it any more. Just a dying league.

MASINT #85652 from Zuma (NOFORN) 1. Apocrypha Supply Chain 2. Hotel of Furries

and there's jon, first-year coach of the saints. he's lobbying the refs, let's see if we can lip-read what he's saying ... it ... it looks like "they practiced that." it seems he's accusing his opponent of practicing their plays beforehand. team practice is allowed by rule, but oh boy. he is furious

Dog and cat.

It's the photons, really. When we figured out how to make photons it was all pretty much downhill. Never should've fucked with the photons, man. We were never supposed to have this many here.

OH, it's gonna be one of THESE games for the Chargers.

You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.

EXCUSE ME. IT IS PAST MIDNIGHT.

I think today may have been the hottest day I've ever experienced at my apartment. My internet modem overheated while indoors and nowhere near direct sunlight. If this becomes the norm then this city is done.

I hear in the new Star Trek they're replacing Seven of Nine with Six of Seven.

Incredibly good essay, and shocked that it took me this long to learn women's bathrooms were installed on the Senate floor in *1992*!

In a more normal era, the Mike Tomlin story would be a week-long news event.

It's wild that NFL players aren't allowed to do any victory dances that involve pretending to speak into a hidden microphone in their wrist while placing fingers near their ears, to mimic relaying information via radio, which implies the games may be scripted or otherwise coordinated with the League

The RedZone countdown music goes crazy hard. I'm about to either rule Rome, fight in Middle Earth, or go to space. Or all three.

@jonbois.bsky.social watching football

So there's this weird thing where I'm a quarter Mexican but have never marked myself as being Hispanic/Latino on any job form. I was told by my family growing up to not mark that box because jobs just use it as a market to not hire you. And now I just never check the box out of force of habit.

We are excited to see the Steam Frame release! Unfortunately, our engineering team did not receive a dev kit, so our Steam Frame support will be limited until we get hands on. We will work on it as soon as we're able to!

[team gets a first down] Announcer 1: They needed that. Announcer 2: Yes, they did.

[gently turning the final page and closing the book, tears in eyes] "...but they knew they would always have that magical weekend in the dumpster behind the Arby's on the corner of Duke and Midway. And that was something the Zombie King could never, ever take away. The End."

Got scared for a sec there when I forgot that they can't read our minds yet.

Come on Roman. You got this.

Yeah, I'll do a line. Of the dust that accumulates at the bottom of an empty Family Size box of Cheerios that you have been eating without any milk over the last month. They only get better with age. Tasting more and more like delicious little chunks of flavorless cardboard. Live off it I would!

"And the category is 'Before and After.' Hotshot, you have the first spin." I'd like to solve, please. "Dollar General Grievous"

It's a damn shame that Little League baseball uses the same caliber of umps my Thursday night senior men's baseball night in the parking lot behind the Ralph's uses.

I for one am very happy that Rectum and Cocks are finally pushing themselves into each other.

I was told by my mechanic I should replace my car battery since it was getting low on charge. I thought "Eh, I barely drive, I'll just wait for it to die completely." That was 3 years ago. The battery finally died.

Pretty sure this is the nostalgia talking, but the entire soundtrack of the original Halo is unmatched in the modern era.

You ever composing a skeet and go "Oh yeah, this is gonna be a great one to save in the Drafts for two years and then post randomly at some point in the future when it just seems to be the vibe"?

Higgledy piggledy Timothée Chalamet Has a name meriting Endless design Much like his forerunner Benedict Cumberbatch: Hexasyllabically, Easy to rhyme

I woke up in the middle of the night and wrote down the following: "BOOMER JOKE: We're gonna have to start putting our shoes through a metal detector before visiting the Reflecting Pool."

Hard to have any sympathy for these...things. These creatures, masquerading as people.

Left the sunroof open in my car out on the street for 2 days and not only was I surprised to see it not stolen, there also weren't any squirrels living in it. And I get the added benefit of being able to chalk this up to my memory ever-so-slowly leaving me forever.

The main component in lake seawater can also be found in a fresh pair of jorts. Over 300,000 species of jorts can be found in the Great Lakes alone, with many more believed to be ensconced in spumoni.

Doing a whole Hunger Games thing in my gut biome by mixing rum into a kombucha to ensure only the strongest survive.