Hugmonger - Gift a Kiki-Jiki Combo

Yeah no I want a deck that will have me cackling like I did when my opponenets asked how I had the lowest life when we were playing "Casting Shadows" tonight... like I love playing as a mad man

Ugh... I wish there were cards that gave you bonuses for poisoning yourself... I need something in Magic that feels like giving into madness.

I really enjoy the board games that give me a "Mad Crash Out" option... like I have spent the entire game wrecking shit and at the very end I can just slam the game and see if I win in the end. Very fun

Played "Casting Shadows" tonight. Very Fun Game and it took me being my usual psychopathic self in game to get the other two players to cease durdling lol Its funny that I think of myself as a control player when really I enjoy antagonizing people in games so much

I really want to get an altered art version of this card as a Djinn. Like this effect is so good on a Genie

I think this is my favorite kind of Magic Content recently is folks pushing others to chase joy. WotC isn't going to Gather the Magic for you youtu.be/pVPIgyZPz2U?...

This is a really good video from @baseddeckdept.bsky.social trying to sell you on the idea that less is sometimes more. The frog makes some good points and honestly I am happier since dropping to like 2-6 decks. youtu.be/E9VwlUvrU-k?...

I have had Endless Misery by Planet Ridiculon from Mewgenics stuck in my head all day

Fuck I am feeling really weird about admitting that I've been tempted to get drunk to a friend of mine last night... Like she doesn't judge that sort of thing, it's just It feels like a sign that things have gotten pretty bad.

Heads up friends, it's scam season it seems. If you get a random text mentioning OIC and Tax Deadlines, ignore it, don't call numbers don't follow links

Fnnuy lizzr art

OH HELL YEAH BABY AGGRO GETTING A REAL ONE! Who cares if I have lands, you are fucking dead from a boy and his.... I think those are pigs.

God commander players are so obnoxious expecting me to *TALK* And *INTROSPECT* and *COMMUNICATE* smdh Just let me play my Modern deck in the "commander pod" so we can all be miserable together /s

........................ Men who enjoy the most boring kind of sex ...................................

Gay Men in Gay-ming

Lol this is so stupid I love it

I have drank water. My brain is fixed forever, right?

Lol so I popped off with Geralf on turn 3 or 4 last night and got 8 creatures which my opponent answered for 1 Mana in red :( I hate losing to my own hubris.

Which Disco Elysium skill would be best at kissing? I bet it's Shivers.

Do you think Inland Empire would like Magic the Gathering?

Espirit De Corpus or whatever the fuck you spell it like is a shriveled olive

My internal monologue is like disco Elysium and my electro chemistry is addicted to Monster Energy

Something something suffering Something something lament Something something inevitability Something something People are very pretty and I like that a lot Like have you ever looked at a person? Lots of them are cool looking or pretty. Body aesthetics are so cool.

"Condemn these gods, and this insufferable flesh prison for my thighs are too thick and juicy that I might suffer from the rub" My brain says funny words

Is it truly never appropriate to bring up existentialism, absurdism and nihilism apropos of nothing? Should I not, as Schopenhauer suggests, greet you instead as "Fellow Sufferer"? If pain is the base layer of being why shouldn't a conversation start with "I fucking hate talking to people, but"

Uncomfortable thing is that IT FEELS LIKE the only way to get better socially is to kind of invade people's private space. Like not physically but socially. Like you are just vibing and here I come rocking up talking about Albert Camus or Magic >.>

I discovered last night that my social friend actually finds it can make things difficult when I don't talk much which is weird cuz I try not to talk much because she talks So Much and I'm always worried she get annoyed when I talk about stuff.

I know caffeine like my energy drinks help when it comes to "running out of words".

Hmmm... I wonder if tea helps with the headache caused by conversations or the like... Weird running out of words thing.

It's very uncomfortable to just hard break a conversation my friend is enjoying not because I am tired or anything but because I have reached like a text limit or whatever. Like I don't have the means to describe what it's like ESPECIALLY in the moment when the character limit has been reached x.x

So yesterday I got to hang out with friends after work which was awesome though sadly it meant having to be around people on a bad pain day after work so a lot of weirdness around that like random panic, tons of cold numbness, automatic socialization and so on. Still love friends <3

I'm building a deck that hates me as a player x.x

I kinda wish I was one of those heavily sentimental people who keeps everything as a token of a time All I have are phantasms and memories Not even traces and tokens

Before the prowess deck kind of exploded in Standard Red Aggro played on Feldon here to extend their game just enough and Tasha is similar I'd say. Like don't count her out

One more way to make more artifacts when you make artifacts. In blue of course.

Weird question but like gameplay wise... Is this nerfed prime time? Like I think I'm overselling it there but he seems pretty strong. I guess you don't get a lot of the prime time loops you are used to but damn, boy does a decent impression I'd imagine.

Umm is this in character for Riker? Discovering and destroying new lands?

Can there be a New Planet in every color? More previews at http://www.mtgpreviews.com/TRK Source: https://magic.wizards.com/en/products/star-trek/card-image-gallery

Cards I'm considering experimenting with in Pauper Bant Ephemerate

We... I probably need to learn to move on from rage bait.

I’m not a political journalist, so was gladly surprised at the community I found here last night. To Americans anxious about the upcoming elections, a key thing we learned in Brazil that might help you: DO NOT engage with the far-right online. Don’t share rage bait. Amplify your people. Ignore them.

I do not like daily upload stuff and worry it might make media worse