Paul HELLson

Trans people are valid and their rights are human rights. Love, support and respect to the trans community. Every day, but days like today even more so.

This guy (and by that I mean 'venture capitalist' Bryan Johnson) is one of the biggest dork-ass losers in the world, AND one of the most disgusting, which is impressive when the standard of competition is SO high at the moment. Also, hi mum!

I am become snot

Machine that’s programmed to be sycophantic favoured over friends by 1 in 5 arse-holes who expect people to agree with them and tell them they’re right, and unique and a thinker like no one else in history. That so many people don’t know the difference between sycophancy and empathy is a tragedy

IT'S WEDNESDAY! It's #buyastrangerabook day. A groovy kind of day all round. I'll give out TWO books. FOR FREE. If you'd like one, let me know. Also, if you'd like to #BuyAStrangerABook too, let me know. UK only It's a thing! Look. www.biggreenbookshop.com/stuff-you-mi...

It's the most wonderful time of the year!

One of the cats that played Jonesy in the Alien franchise was the childhood pet of UK comedian/actor Sooz Kempner!

Warm and rainy days; worst weather combination or just worst thing generally?

I wonder if anyone has attempted a Big Walk cosplay? A series of differently sized balls for the body and head, sure... but making the snout thing move properly when speaking would be a real challenge

INTERNET KATAMARI There goes my day 😆

Always somewhat shocking when someone has the courage to do this. It shouldn't be, but it is. Massive respect.

I hope those two guys who decided to share an olympic gold medal are still friends. I hope they go on adventures together.

I hope they make the fiver the bee note and put the hedgehog on the twenty

SCHOOLS! Would you like £500 of FREE books?! I do a thing called "The Big Green Books 500 Club" Lovely people donate £1 each week & when I get £500, I send a school a load of books. I have £500 ready for the next school, so get in touch! www.biggreenbookshop.com/big-green-bo...

The Mercenary Tribunal - Disco Elysium

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Can't believe this. Literally watched his match from Saturday night this morning. Also, BBC... it's PAC. Give the man his capital letters 💔

They call me the Shredded Iceberg, but not because I'm strong and cool and deep. It's because I'm washed and chopped

Computer, Enhance. *spits tea*

J.K. Rowl is a mouldy old soul, and a mouldy old soul is she. She hated the trans and she hated their fans, and now she's a full-blown nazi!

Is it considered vegan to eat ghosts?

The holy sprout

At least they didn't put orange powder on anything

I did get to keep it, btw. It now encompasses the work that used to be done by 3 separate people, but I'm sure I'll handle being extremely overworked with my usual aplomb

Turns out that if you are an old lady with a banner supporting Palestine, the government arrests you on charges of terrorism. If you are a masked white male thug bringing a national port to a standstill, the government does absolutely nothing, and the media covers it like some lads on a day out.

Feel genuinely sick that there were racist protestors doing their hateful thing in my city last night. At least we can expect a full-throated and robust condemnation from our elected leaders, right?!

Gen AI can eat my farts. #art #NoAI

Oh god no

Without saying your age, what is your favourite movie that came out when you were 20 years old

advertise your bluesky account with a simpsons gif

Had an incredible time seeing Zach from @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social doing his solo stand-up show last night at Soho Theatre! It's a shame I can't tell you how good it was, on account of how you can't say anything anymore.

Dishevelled. Wet. Still Proud.

Finally got to play some more Big Walk and had an absolute hoot! Can't wait to pick up where we left off.

she lived the life a good person lives when they find success. she's a huge part of the reason we got vaccines for covid. literal life saver thousands of times over.

Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com

Dolly was the only good rich person. We can start eating them now

Genuinely overjoyed that it's raining. It's been so depressing seeing everything so sun-baked for so long.

Finally got the chance to play Big Walk by @househouse.com after practically vibrating with excitement since it launched, and I can confirm that it's as fun as everyone says! 🥰

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the sun at least having enough decency to hide behind the moon a bit tomorrow, cause we're all fucking sick if it

Remember to enjoy things, no matter how shitty things are, that shit’s more important than you can imagine, especially now

Deli Too, my beloved. Gone since 2017ish. Still the best sandwiches I've ever had anywhere in the world. RIP 😢

My girl Bayley getting to lick a cheese & onion crisps, one of her favourite things to do