a mischievous little prankster (fiendishly)

"hows that make you feel, white boy!" to me, a hapless white boy?

“I’m sorry, but your application to run Wizards Of The Coast has been denied” Don’t they know it is owed to me?

los angeles, I beg you, enough with the fucking huge block of steamed egg on your "breakfast sandwiches"

"we know how much you love the classic splash screen in wc3, and that's why we've decided to remove it yet again" blizzard is so good at doing the opposite of what is wanted

So sick I just said out loud “this body feels weak”

“Big shoutout to the Beatles and all you did for the music called rock and roll! Anyone else feeling summer times vibes with this one?”

My favorite thing to do at a new job is to ask how long people have been there (how long their sentence is)

I like when a glasses guy goes into his “utterly insane frame choice” era

:in the criterion closet: “wow ok, I can’t believe you guys have this. this was so transformative for me. 2K’s NBA 2K16. im looking at this now and im remembering why I got into all of this.”

white boy digital perm

I honestly hate the Knicks, but they deserve the ring at this point.

the dylan harper game

OKC has been beating the ever loving shit out of Stephon Castle for 6 straight games

This is hands down the worst Game 7 I've ever watched in my entire life.

i am watching Paul Reed actively take money out of Jalen Duren's pocket

tobias harris in the playoffs on a contract year

the daniss jenkins game

i feel like jenkins heard the talk of him not being a playoff guy because he's been clutch these last two games

all it took was a complete collapse of an 8th seed for the pistons to finally start playing like a 1st

tobias WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL SEASON, BELIEVE IN YOURSELF BIG DOG DAMN

TONY BROTHERS IS A BIG FAT BITCH WHO NEEDS TO BE INVESTIGATED

Embiid stayed healthy long enough to beat the Celtics and not a second longer lol

76ers staff working on Embiid every timeout

we are watching cade solo the entire orlando magic

im gonna fucking barf, take JBs fucking toys away. you dont get levert back until you can win a fucking playoff game

people were telling me im crazy for thinking the first seed pistons are bad, and here we are

i just watched duren get postered by a guy whos like 5'10", im gonna kms

me recording inside the WB water tower “all you had to do was release Coyote v Acme”

The Toronto Fellas The Movie

“IYKYK” …yeah dude we know what matcha is. we all know.

Dungeons of DUSK demo available on Steam buff.ly/TGUYIuf

when she say she dont like war dogs (2016)

Every day I see about 200,000 verticals about how the only thing keeping me from making my art is me, and it’s always from a white guy in small graphic tee

My my, would be quite a shame if we had to make a rotation without Caris LeVert and Tobias Harris

when people tell me that the pistons are really good this year i think about the multiple games like this weve had this year and disagree

i know i never post but IF AUSAR THOMPSON LEARNED HOW TO SHOOT A FUCKING FREE THROW HE'D BE A TOP 20 PLAYER IN THIS GOD DAMN LEAGUE

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I need Democratic online types to understand that because of this, Newsom is dead to me. Dead. I'd sooner vote for an actual corpse. There is no hope, none, that he'll win me over, *because he has established he is a bad person*. There's no coming back from this. Take my advice and move the fuck on.

The Night Epstein Died

i heard someone thats not me quote frost/nixon and my head did a whole 360

My ass when the function got lorcana card game and labubu

i cant wait to find a job in a city with two workplaces :)

yeah trump had a stroke ... stoke off that is ... stroke off this moral coil that is

yes

My mom at the casino: “you gotta let the slot machine speak to you. if it doesn’t speak to you don’t play it.” Moments later: “you probably want to do that werewolf one, right?”