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Honestly the best result for the future of everyone is probably this dude winning and Turek losing so that we can just say "look what works"

Ravens :(((

lifelong dipshit moron with the idiot politics of a child grows up and starts to realize he was fucking stupid at 12 years old (but hasn't grown out of being a racist sack of mayonnaise with wet toilet paper for a brain) is NOT NEWS what the fuck is this?

It's important to sorta keep in mind that republicans are child rapists - even the ones who don't do horrible shit think its fine if their friends do. They think it's their right and its cool. They are all child rapists and people should remember that.

SO the argument here is ... we threatened to secede but didn't have the votes for it because people didn't want to so now the people who lost the vote should have more of an influence in politics than the winners because they did the opposite of what they wanted which was good actually?

Today I spiritually and psychically center myself because I'm seeing You Can See Everything Tomorrow and The Devils on Thursday. I assume I'm gonna be Changed By This.

Even if she's being sincere here (she's not. She's lying), that's still disqualifying. You shouldn't elect senators who would be dumb enough to believe that ding dong! Her excuse is I got hoodwinked by a moron so vote for me?!?! Shut up!

THE FUCKING BROWNS!?!?

got to work with @tailboi.bsky.social on this one! i mean - he works on all of them - but we got to write this one together!

Proust alive and well in the JAV scene.

Working during the baseball game and trying to parse what's going on and apparently ... it's some kind of quantum convergence of possibility.

The ravens are one (terrible terrible abysmal awful dogshit) coaching choice from being 5-0 and yet I feel as though the season rests upon a knifes edge. We are so back.

And ... also me? What if that?

1000000%

the ravens lost to THIS! I'll FEED MINTER TO A SHARK!!!!

losers so scared of winning they will get us all killed

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People Are So Fucking Stupid!

This is such an INSANE example of the way that labor and creation are lost in thinking objects. People ask AI because computer is unbiased calculator ... but it's not! It's made by guys with political interests and analytical biases! You're just asking rich people who to vote for you absolute rubes!

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I know that's right.

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ok new test: if you think rape is bad and should never be tolerated, like and repost this. if you think rape is a “complex issue,” just type “not all sexual assault is rape” in the comments.

There are all these hopeful, and very funny at republicans' expense, polls coming out, but I can't help imagining that democrats hate this shit and are holed up trying to figure out how to shirk the mandate that would come with a wave election.

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I wonder if there is a lesson that everyone likes conservative ideas in theory but hates them in practice and at the level of outcome and resist leftist ideas in theory but love them when implemented... huh impossible to parse this I guess.

Ideally people would only be allowed to report on things that they like run by people they hate.

Between this episode, most online mind, and the Chinese movie stuff ... I feel like I'm the one programming this material. It feels so good to be seen

Not to be flippant about this, but it's like A. a moral duty to do it and B. it feels like a super power when someone says something that sucks and you tell them it sucks and they start freaking out. It's like you cast a spell of Harm Racist on them and it feels good as hell.

Sometimes my brain starts to melt when I remember that we the people elected a president who doesn't know how the government works and just says stuff that is wildly unconstitutional and no one says "sir it doesn't work like that" and instead they respond "well, looks like those are the rules now."

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Your Opponent is a drooling maniac backed by a publicly pro sexual abuse infrastructure who is shouting about the need to inspect children's genitals. It seems the strategy would be to say "this is gross and weird" not "maybe they have a point"

Every season I think the Ravens will learn about how they should go for it on 4th and 1 and every season we lose a game we should win because of how we punt and it fucks the vibes for the whole season

One cool thing about Texas is that sometimes you stop to get gas and then find a really good burger spot inside the gas station. Shouts out to Shark's Burgers and the very effusive man who works there.

Imagining Michigan with good playcalling ... wow ... distressing to consider.

not a novel thought but ... if this is the case then maybe disavowing the pillars of republican decision making (pro corporate, anti public service, tech/military subservient, gender normative, etc) seems like an obvious strategy rather than going "republican light"