HYPERFREAKT 🎃

new look, new pinned post! you can call me HYPERFIXT, because that's also the name of my blog! i do all sorts of stuff; essays and reviews, toy photography, and whatever else catches my eye. Bluesky hasn't scared me off yet, so for now, i'm also on here! check out my small posts or get in touch!

RIP

ironically a post that couldve only come from someone with the most priviliged lifestyle possible trying to present themselves as if they were talking to anyone that has real issues

I LOVE HER!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE HER!!!!!!!! #otdevil #ofthedevil

Kamen Rider My-th is very good btw

genuinely shocked i haven't seen this on the tl yet with all the winstonposting

amogus

Both flavours of Hot Wheels Twin Mill. Which do you prefer? Reposts appreciated as always.

Steven Universe but instead of Lapis, it's the 2016 Winston Mug.

Anyone else going as Pumpkin Hill from Sonic Adventure 2 for Halloween this year or just me? 🎃⛰️ The costume has a treasure hunting minigame where you can move Knuckles across the “level” and the radar necklace will blink as you get closer to the hidden emerald in the pockets 💎 I love Halloween!!

People talk about Bluesky users "being in a bubble" like it's a bad thing but the more I think about it the more I kinda like it? A protective bubble I could deploy for me and my friends sounds great. I wouldn't want to be in it all the time though, maybe if it had a 10 second cooldown and 650 HP?

I scrolled and actually out loud went Fuck off

I always sort of bounced off the Meet the Fockers movies until a cinephile friend explained what word sounds similar to their last name. Several key scenes come alive in a new light - recommended!

The homies and I watching porn together and criticizing the story

BEST MATCH‼️ ARE YOU READY? EXCUSE ME FOR DROPPING IN‼️ GORILLAROCKET‼️ Yay!

tbh kamen rider build has a lame starting form. rabbit tank really? i think it shouldve been something cooler. for someone as smart as sento kiryu, his starting form should really be gorilla cannon

Nancy 10/25/26

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gorilla with a jetpack, and a big bubble to protect against AOE spam.

truly never know what my clients will ask me to draw #transformers #muppets

Everyone thought Lula was cooked, hopeless. Then he bought a phone and started posting and now he's gonna get a 4th term. The lesson is to never stop posting.

what is the earliest console game that lets you pick non-binary and please tell me it's not fucking austin powers for game boy color of all things

Unbelievable loss. An amazing talent, and just a really, really good person. www.instagram.com/p/De8RFy4pyov/

Lula Goes HARD

Lula winning is great for the planet, great for Brazil, and great for people who aren't revanchist assholes everywhere in the world, but let's not forget that it's also going to make some of the worst people on Earth extremely sad and mad. We should enjoy that, as a little treat.

this spanish broadcast calling the bolsonaro campaign hq the fucking bolsonaro bunker is killing me

Brazil’s results tonight are a big endorsement for the idea that every country should have a second “are you you sure about that” election a couple weeks after the first one for the important stuff

Jair Bolsonaro still unsure whether to go for a celebratory trip to the hospital or a consolatory trip to the hospital

"no candidate in history has ever won in the second round after losing in the first" 80 year old lula with a hat:

I love bohroks, charlie

The infamous "WET YOURSELF..." Super Mario Sunshine print ad is often posted online without context, leading many to believe it is fake or fan-made. However, it is very much real, appearing on page 130 of issue 119 of the British Nintendo Official Magazine.

In Space… #sandbluesky

When I remember Winston the Talking Gorilla is permanently trapped inside the game Overwatch 2

I cant play Metroid Prime without thinking of this fuckass image and laughing my ass off