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This new Exxon ad with Woody Harrelson goes so hard 😳😂❤️‍🔥

Every 100 Reskeets on this post I'll pick someone to send an envelope of Stickers to. I have many, many stickers. Qwest! 💪

Yes

Checking in from UK @ USC sidelines @sickoscommittee.org

Insane new video from the ISS orbiting above green auroras 🫪 Shared by NASA astronaut @astro_Pettit today

the roadways are always under construction which is why the official song of the state of indianapolis is called backhoe again in indiana

IT'S BACK-TO-BACK WINS IN HUNGARY FOR LANDO! | #F1 #MCLAREN

AND IT'S POLE POSITION FOR LN1!! | #F1 #McLaren

Lando Norris takes pole position for the 2026 Hungarian Grand Prix #F1 #HungarianGP

if this doesn’t also send you into a mild panic we cannot be friends

They called Harry Truman a socialist, too.

Check out this sword stuck in a stone!!

>renames it to the Department of War >names himself the Secretary of War >fights one war >loses

What. A. Goal. #USMNT

Monaco, babyyy!! | #F1 #McLaren

This is Ramsey. He is a mail delivery dog. Shipping is free, and while packages might not be handled with care, they are handled with enthusiasm. 14/10 (TT: rhiannoninthe904)

Well sir, you can fuck right off.

My god, Octavia Butler, just miss ONCE

(Can't think about him without thinking about the IN LIVING COLOR version) www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx7k...

Lando's special helmet for this weekend! He's collaborating with Race Against Dementia, Sir Jackie Stewart's foundation, with all profits from the mini helmet going to the charity! | #F1 #McLaren

IT'S RACE WEEEEK!! 🇨🇦 | #F1 #McLaren

i'll read any article of any length. i'll read any book. but i will not watch a youtube explainer or monologue that is longer than three minutes. write it down buddy

Aaron Purr, Sir #orangecats #catsky

IT'S POLE FOR LANDO NORRIS AT MONACO!! (and a new track record!) 🇲🇨 | #F1 #McLaren

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Shout out to The Crane Wives for making the trip to Charleston just for my daughter's 16th birthday ;) Blowing the roof off of a sold-out Music Farm for her first show was an amazing experience! #thecranewives #musicsky #charleston

I NEED this vest

McLaren is bringing some upgrades for this weekend. These include - - Rear corner targeting flow conditioning - Rear wing targeting Imola specific drag range - Beam wing targeting Imola specific drag range - Front suspension targeting reliability | #F1 #McLaren

To Europe! 🇮🇹 | #F1 #McLaren

Lt. Dangle: new boot goofin' Me: new boot blisterin'

NEW: Charles Leclerc took a tougher line with some of his past Ferrari team mates than he is doing with Lewis Hamilton.

Emilia Romagna Grand Prix - Doc 1 - Event Notes - Pirelli Preview #EmiliaRomagnaGP

We only rate dogs. This is clearly a cozy cow. We're proud of him for finding his moo, but please only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10

Some DOGE political appointee choosing which grants to fund is oppression of academic freedom and scientific freedom. If the right wants to kill science in the US, the surest way to do that is to take away scientists’ freedom to judge which ideas are meritorious.

Violation.

Sat next to a guy on a flight who was also playing Balatro and we had a seven-second conversation about it before we quickly and obviously realized the conversation was basically "Oh so I see you also enjoy black tar heroin."

[adam silver stuffing gold bars in his jacket pocket] "wow crazy."

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