Ide'al Void - art comms open

hello! yes!! i do commissions!!! dm me if you're interested :3 #ocart #artcommissions #digitalart

new sona alert!! 🚨🌟 It's ROSI ! ! 🩷🩷🩷 #rosicomART

Stars #comics

some goals will be impossible but i think its okay to still be like. Yeah. Goals.

I don't think I have a single one since my early days are hazy. DS, Wii, and Xbox 360 were my first consoles and I had a WinXP computer at the time soooo DS: Luxor Pharaoh's Challenge Wii: Cooking Mama Cook-Off Xbox 360: Castle Crashers PC: Space Cadet Pinball feels like cheating, so I'll say Spore

NEW: Hackers ripped down a Flock camera above a roadway, made a near-complete copy of the data stored inside it, and shared the files with 404 Media and @wired.com, revealing in new detail how exactly Flock Safety’s cameras track the movements of both vehicles and people.

Samsung, This is the second phaser you've sent me that exploded during shipping. If you wish to kill me, you will have to try harder. Worf

Legal Ruling Forces God To Add Cancer Warning To Earth https://theonion.com/legal-ruling-forces-god-to-add-cancer-warning-to-earth/

METAL SLUUUUUUUGGGGGGG

girls, look in the mirror and call yourself cute today. it's good for you. like carrots for your soul

give me $2000 and i will do nothing productive with it

little doodle of myself i drew on a box of food i brought home from work last night. not crazy accurate and took like 30 seconds, whatever. but, after reheating some food from the box and sitting on the couch, i got to thinking (1/3)

Your burrito? What about your pants?!

list of reasons to do crime

Is there no other

Doctor Reassures Patient That Lump Probably Just Body Making Extra Guy https://theonion.com/doctor-reassures-patient-that-lump-probably-just-body-making-extra-guy/

Bap

Experts Warn Beef Could Act As Gateway Meat To Human Flesh https://theonion.com/experts-warn-beef-could-act-as-gateway-meat-to-human-fl-1825562946/

girl dinner

🆕 C is for Cutlass #comic #swordscomic

transitgender

Hollow Knight. i enjoyed the start, but eventually remembered why metroidvanias just aren't my thing

Euripides, Eumenides. - ancient Greek tailor

I mean, yes, I'm "literally from Hell" if you wanna get real technical about it, but I don't do what I do because I'm inherently evil. Like all beings, my actions are informed by their material circumstances – the material circumstances in question being "it would be really, REALLY funny".

draw

"this will fix me," said the decaying corpse reaching for the ibuprofen

i like being fat is that crazy to say is that freakin wild to say that i enjoy it, and that id feel less like myself if i were thinner

The only cure is to play more Lumines. Sorry, we don't make the rules. 🤷‍♂️

i am. an independent woman! getting by! living on my own! and i will! lay on the couch! eating copious amounts of peanut butter!

Hellmann’s Introduces New Line Of Mayonnaises To Match Every Skin Tone https://theonion.com/hellmann-s-introduces-new-line-of-mayonnaises-to-match-1850641117/

The perfect Casual Friday t-shirt. On sale for just $14 until July 7th. eatf.art/tees

excuse the highway sound but my dude is SINGIN

In recent years, moths from the genus Superbia have adapted a new camouflage strategy. Instead of emerging at night, they come out of their pupal stage all at once during parades and demonstrations in June. They use vivid displays to blend in and find each other in a space safe from harm.

being yourself is cool

no sense of personal space #ocs #originalcharacters #toonocs #blackoc #aliengirl #alienoc #alienwoman