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I talk outta my ass a lot, that's an indisputable fact my ass just seems to be correct about things a surprising amount of the time

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

aight man I tried I really tried but I fucking can't play the original dead rising I just can't this game is an exercise in tolerating deliberately inflicted frustration cutting off the tip of my thumb was less painful than this shit

@samperson.bsky.social how's the "Greg GO!" development going

my chud son

look at the disdain his eyes

@bhaalspawn.bsky.social I don't suppose you would know anything about this cursed book

how very 2026 of today to have someone at the doctor's waiting room think they can just ask to go in before you because reasons yeah no clearly you are a more important person and I've been standing here for the past 30 minutes as decoration I hope you shit yourself

oh dear fuck why are they making her talk again

spam email is still just as magical today as it was back when it was all dick pills

NO @microsoft.com , I WILL NOT ADD ANOTHER EMAIL ADDRESS TO MY ACCOUNT THAT I ALREADY LOG INTO WITH AN EMAIL ADDRESS, FUCK YOU SHIT IN YOUR HANDS AND LIGHT YOURSELF ON FIRE, THEN LET ME INTO MY ACCOUNT WITHOUT FORCING ME THROUGH YOUR BULLSHIT

go and turn this shit off right fucking NOW

lookit da size of that salt crystal on my pastry

fukken bus stop got stolen cant have nothin in this fuckass town

me: gamin' me: listenin'/watchin' 'tube on second monitor me: use pause keyboard hotkey because I need to lock in me: dies @noodleawesome.bsky.social on second monitor:

if I meet anyone claiming global warming isn't real I'm performing improvised dental surgery on them

CAN WE PLEASE WAIT A FEW MORE HOURS BEFORE WE GO ABOVE 30°C

absolute palette cleanser

Uninterested in leading a pile-on but no, AI does not “have access” to everything ever published. Not archival material, obviously, but not secondary material either. Nor across times nor languages. AI is not human knowledge personified. It’s exactly not that, in fact. It’s not even a search engine.

URGENT TWEET: Did anyone about 30-ish years ago either send or receive a @sega.jp Segagram using one of these "Duke Grams"? That email sitting in your AOL or Compuserve account may be the last hope of preserving these lost Duke Nukem 3D renders! #segagram #dukelore #damnyouregood

now listen here you little shit

@kittybitgames.bsky.social what happened to big buff pretty woman

burnt down house getting mogged by neighbor with roof entirely covered in solar panels is very saturday

@support.bsky.team y'all planning to hire actual software engineers to unfuck the service?

@djigallag.bsky.social

@djigallag.bsky.social for your consideration

It's almost March, which means the anniversary of the Revolution of 1848. Petőfi is considered one of the most significant poets in Hungarian literature so I wanted to make some fanart and bring you a piece from him. #galoodle #PetofiSandor

In case you’re just waking up, the U.S. has teamed up with Israel overnight to start an illegal war of regime change, apparently on a presidential whim with no involvement of Congress, and they are already committing horrific atrocities.

@writnelson.bsky.social I picked up the shooter bundle, which one should I play first, El Paso or Beast?

genAI is dying repost to make it die faster

this is the kind of news I like to see

I eated a donut :)

@rittzler.bsky.social (creator of Pseudoregalia), has had their Discord and email hacked and is linking to a virus in disguise. If you see anything linking to a game called "Furfall", DO NOT engage with it. It's not made by Rittz and isn't a real game (it's a Remote Access Trojan) DO NOT CLICK IT.

Heads up to artists still using Twitter- Twitter is now adding an "Edit image" button under all images posted on the site that allows everyone to feed it into genAI and modify it as they wish with a prompt

how do I tell linux to turn off the flash when I take a screenshot