sean :)

i think we can all agree that cavemen would love porn

the caveman that discovered fire nutted immediately when he discovered it

hi i have a problem With Everything

Baby Boomers: the true villains of american history

i have a hell of a lot of capricorn in my astrologies

making my dick up like a hot dog for halloween…again

took an edible again ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

badass

went to a ren faire yesterday and saw lots of big buxom maidens

it’s weird to think that cavemen had orgies. and it was probably in caves

i sold my old kayak to a former coworker. she later made an OnlyFans. i like to think that’s how she paid for the kayak

“ooooooooooooooog” -cavemen nutting

sex was invented by cavemen

my pokemon go guy and i dress the same way every day

Brain Gremlin is My God™️

you know someone is boring af if their life revolves around “fitness”

close enough

the nfl spreading into european cities like a bacterial infection

me and the fellas are going boxer brief shopping this sunday before we all sit down for the football game

bsky.app/profile/plea...

actually its good when rich people get scammed by poor people

I miss the old days of Twitter when celebs and politicians were making accounts on there and you could send them images of diarrhea in a toilet with no recourse

Newport, RI surfing 10/18

i love sexy singles

chatting with sexy singles on christian mingle . com

use every opportunity you can to troll boomers online. we must bully them off the internet

I don't know, man. If this isn't cool to you, maybe you need to get your brain checked.

oogah wungah

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My reels algorithm is so fucking good now man. Pure psychic warfare straight from the White Martian

having sex bombastically

at least one person at the halloween party going as her this year

i’m in the woods

chloe is on one…… something’s never change

i never did find out how babies were made

piss

getting the insane urge to post again 😩

just pissed and it had the same color as lemon lime gatorade ‼️🚨

low skill surfing. Newport, RI

i hate old people so much lmao

back in the piss pit baby!

young ho

chloe is on one recently

annie oakley was a pawg

hot piss

we begged 2 explode

getting into mimes

just swallowed a bug!

hot dogs or legs?

might be time to retire the old bluesky