Nugget

You heard what I said. Now shut the fuck up, get off the fuckin computer… and go to heyull

Hello, this is a message from: *extremely low, tuba-like voice* “Peter Poop” …an inmate at San Quentin Correctional Facility.

This is the bathroom, bitch! We POOP in this motherfucker!

Poop.

Maybe an u popular position on this website but in my opinion, with a little bit of ketchup, some mustard and a hoagie roll, poop can actually be good to eat.

Imagine a guy named Mike Poop. Let that one roll around in your brainium for a tic. Still with me? Good. Now imagine a guy named Mike Pee.

Bubba... bubba... bubba dwee... bubba... bubba dwee...

Putting a "service animal" sticker on a garbage bag of turds so I can take it into Starbucks

"Alright if I hit my vape in here" go ahead you wretched, stinking hog.

Go pop your pen0r, bitch ass.

My little baby goes dookie all night long

Die! Die! Die motherfucker! Die! Diediediediedie!

Time to wear a business suit along with a fuckin white baseball cap so I look like a dipshit baby. Not. Die, fucker!

Thank you to everyone who said "Hi Nugget". To everyone else, fuck you.

Say "Hi Nugget."

Just say "Hi Nugget".

Say "Hi Nugget"

Hey it's me, Nugget.

Uh oh, I stuffed my whole front half into the washing machine trying to reach one of my socks, and now I'm stuck. I sure hope nobody pulls down my pants and fucks my big fat ass with their hard cock.

Imagine Stephen Miller logging on here to say "Hello Twitterverse here's my first post" and just immediately getting squirted on. You think things are better now that he's insulated from that?

Lol, can you imagine if you weren't a brainless, mouthbreathing turd? I can't. Shut up and die.

What that butt do, poop?

bub sippi

*sticks my customized .44 magnum Ruger Super Warhawk in your face* cough up the dough, shitbird.

it stresses me out when biskie goes down and i can’t skeet “my name is Bilb” for several hours

My little honky tonk woman is shaking her boogie woogie turd out on the dance floor.

Ain't nobody told you that you could poop that butt in here, bitch.

I need to get my butt Pooped.

RIP RJ Mitte

Thinking about posting better. Not. Get fucked.

Woke up pissed off because my dreams were so boring

What, are you playing a little two- ball there, bud?

(posting for the lads) awagahh! buh buh bwaahh!! aaoouughh 😩 (posting for hot girls) when an economic bubble bursts it must lowkey feel good af for the bubble 😭 📉

If you dont like high gas prices you should quit crying and get a real job like me (guy who designs new infectious diseases in a lab and accidentally releases them)

Want me to haul your fatass around in my unique custom built cargobob, dumbass?

*working on my day off voice* Welcome to Hubies's home of the All Day Burp will you be using the mobile app

Dude, you stink worse than my old lady's hairy pussy.

*getting meal but there's a huge stinky shit laid out on top of it* bro dont worry its just extra protein lol just extra protein... extra protein for you!

Plumber here. Heard you were havin a problem with yer toilet. Just let me lay out my tools *bends over and my big fat ass spills out of my pants and I take a huge shit right on the floor*

*can't think of anything voice* uhhhh Burlington Goat Factory. whatever bitch

Plumber here. Heard you were havin a problem with yer toilet. Just let me lay out my tools *bends over and my big fat ass spills out of my pants and I take a huge shit right on the floor*

Walking into Cumbys dressed like an 80s vice detective and asking for a loosie

Seeing someone doing some stupid shit and going "Du-UUHHHhhhh... I should start doing that!"