Improbable Joe

Scumbag parasites then, and now.

Don't Americans remember sportsmanship? I do, and it is all about decency, honor, compassion, considerate behavior.

I voted early, my wife voted early. EVERYONE needs to vote, and vote for Democrats.

This is excellent advice. Take that advice to heart.

Better 86,000 furries than a single predatory "youth pastor"

I've seen a cool version of this, where local Chinese restaurants plug other local businesses including other restaurants, through the fortune cookies.

It's a little late here, but chicken wings are on the grill, should be done shortly. So much wonderful bite-sized flavor. Spice and smoke, spice and smoke.

Already got my early voting plan lined up. Going to one of the few non-church** voting locations, then lunch with my wife at a local BBQ joint. ** Republican mayor ended almost all non-Christian voting locations, for perfectly good reasons I'm sure?

Shane Gillis isn't funny. There's a whole universe of jokes about women in tight clothing at the gym. Here's one: "Women have confidence in the gym, all that tight clothing. I wish I had that! I don't even take my t-shirt off in the pool, or the shower... at my house!" At least it is something?

I entirely exhausted myself making dinner tonight, and now I'm just beat. Gonna read some, and just try to stay up long enough for one more walk with the doggo.

I wanted all my Jewish friends to know that they are loved & that I've been thinking of y'all today. If I had the words to express everything I feel I'd use them, just..Please know that I stand w/ you today & every day..that I care about you & your safety.

"We live on human flesh"

scumbags & pure filth!!!! including @mayor.nyc.gov Hijacking Jewish grief to center & celebrate the terrorists that murdered them! Am Yisrael Chai! Am Yisrael Chai! Am Yisrael Chai!

There is no punishment great enough to match the ghoulishness of these "people" who are terrorist supporters.

Today, we remember the biggest attack on Jewish people since the Holocaust and one of the biggest terrorist attacks in modern history. And take a moment to remember. #October7

Mamdani continues to be an antisemitic POS.

Lord knows I don't want Palestinians killed... ...but I don't want Israelis killed either. But we need to remember on this day of all days that it was Hamas who started this current war. Hamas. Stop pretending they are freedom fighters. Stop pretending 10/7 never happened. Stop hating on Jews.

First horror movie watch of October: Undertone: creepy little film, a bit too long for its limited story, and doesn't quite stick the landing. Maybe 6.5/10, worth a watch if you've got two hours to kill.

Pics of my cats, both vision impaired and also sweet as can be

Man, if Ken Paxton was a human I'd almost feel bad for him at this point

This now-infamous gag is a reference to an Arch Obler radio play that incorporated a notoriously gross sound effect. Obler was an eccentric radio legend whose transition to movies and TV was... awkward. Modern-era MST3K fans may have experienced his late-era mid-60s mindf*** "THE BUBBLE" in 2022.

More words about his Nazi apologism doesn't actually make things better.

Got some Lego sets today. That's it, no more until the next time!

Did it, got my wife's LEGO Downton Abbey set the very minute it was released. Happy Birthday to her, at least. I didn't get to have a birthday this year.

Trying to give up alcohol is extra hard when you live in a place that sells booze everywhere.

Happy birthday to me from Sesame Street!

Last night of drinking for awhile. I'm going to miss it, but my health is more important and also I'm broke now.

We watched Backrooms tonight, and the cats were intrigued

Advice for my younger friends: if you want to encourage yourself to stay healthy and functional, to exercise and eat well... ...pick a couple of motherfuckers you really want to outlive.

One of these cats is bringing me a toy mouse every night, and leaving it on the couch where I sit so I find it when I get out of bed.

I swear to fuck I think my dog wants me to drink alcohol.

They sell rendered duck fat at the store now. Should I mix it with very lean beef roasts in the grinder for ground beef? Like 85/15%?

I have too many books, and now I can't choose what to read next! And then I bought two more this afternoon! Fuck! Shit!

Doing a quick inventory of the frozen on-sale meat I froze for this week's chili, and... you know I know you know I overdid it slightly. Should be enough meat for tacos and meat sauce and empanadas and a cottage pie as well as a huge Dutch oven of chili.

I did a lot of smart things and a lot of dumb things, and now the smart things have to save me from the shit the "president" did.

Another storm coming our way... and we're almost out of meds for our doggo Maddie. This could be another very long night.

Happy Birthday to me, in a week and a half! Also, from Sesame Street!

I dunno, I thought I would write the heaviest metal song of all time. On a harmonica.

Got the extra-spicy Korean chicken wings today. Very nice.

I live in New Mexico, high desert. We're currently having a storm like it is Florida all over again. It is AMAZING and we always need all the rain we can get.

I guess finally this weekend in Joe's Chili Weekend. Grinding my own meat mix, making my own seasoning mix, a Hatch red chile base for the sauce.

All I want for my birthday this year is a meal involving soup, and possibly chicken wings, but 100% needs soup.

I was just reminded that my goofball half-blind cat Pudge has nystagmus. She's not drunk, but she can't pass a field sobriety test either!

Two things I try to say out loud at least once a day: No one can stop you! Who can know? Nobody knows!

Instead of spending money on stuff, I paid a bill. Everyone cheer for me in my hour of abject maturity.