Bob Chipman ("MovieBob")

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willy wombat, james pond, wonder dog, bronkie the bronchiasaurus, all the stars are here!!!

SIGH. Honor demands that one admit if they've also thought this through if they're going to make fun of Andy Weir for this, so... The proper way to do this is to just do a "Holodeck Malfunction" story, obviously. It's cleaner and Trek cares about how things "work" whereas SW doesn't.

Linus had hose.

So in the MonsterVerse movies' reality, that Denzel line from "TRAINING DAY" would plausibly be a reference to historical events of the 1970s instead of a movie from the 1930s ...but then how would even Denzel know about it if only MONARCH knew about Kong until the late 2010s? 🤔

My collection of nonsense has grown much creepier and oranger these past few months.

Adapt Birds II into a miniseries and then we'll talk.

Calling Musk the "world's richest but most ultimately pointless man" is something I will gladly steal from this video

‘Mickey’s Christmas Carol’ will air on ABC for the first time since 2003 on November 25th.

...bro they made an "Odyssey" movie THIS YEAR that made a billion dollars because it was the only movie GenZ brats AND their uncles both all went to see. You don't need AI to get that.

A local corner pizzeria. A young man orders a pizza. A normal order, cheese pizza, with extra cheese. But then, for reasons unfathomable, the boy decides to hold the sauce, and then, the crust. He has just ordered a cheese with nothing. Cheese floating in an empty void known as... the Twilight Zone.

this summary does Harris dirty. her first argument is that impeaching Trump is a waste of investigative resources that should go elsewhere- presumably at cabinet members- instead

The thing is, fundamentally "Impeach Trump even though it probably won't force him out because it bleeds the beast" and "Do the work instead even though they'll veto and block most of it" are the SAME ARGUMENT performing for two halves of the same audience 🤷‍♂️

Man you guys love to forget that every politician lies through their teeth constantly, especially in the week before Election Day. Wait until January, then get mad. Being angry just makes you miserable anyway.

Harris's single greatest weakness imo is she is a fundamentally very cautious politician, which is itself very much a product of the path of 'the how' she came to power

I am not kidding, guys. NO PAY, NO HOME. $700. That’s what I need for the rent. DONATE STAT. Please.

"The votes aren't there" is cowardice masked as savviness. There has to be accountability for their crimes. The House has a duty to make the case here and if some GOP senators want to weasel out, make them own that vote. Don't let pundits and "strategists" talk you out of doing your damn job.

Bolosonaro is being investigated for being on honest to God Brazilian crime lord who was running to do for him and his crime family what our President did for his, lost, then fled Brazil illegally, and if Dems aren’t running this story 24/7 for the next week they are leaving real votes on the table.

The Starlight Children's Foundation is accepting donations on Eric Bauza's behalf, who was fundraising for the charity before he passed. It would be wonderful if you could donate or spread the word donate.starlight.org/fundraiser/7...

I enjoy the Cheesecake Factory. If MAGAs understood the major reason the company is generally successful right now (high employee satisfaction + retention) they wouldnt be pretending to like it as much.

Heh. Clever.

Rock journalism's JOB is practically to be wrong in the zeitgeist, but I don't get why "rock fans" get so SPECIFICALLY angry when Olivia Rodrigo is included in anything (by which I mean I know exactly why they are angry)

i've come around on the cheesecake factory story. it's a soothing balm to see the kind of pantomimed, intentionally stupid chattering class outrage of the obama era i am now nostalgic for. the intentionally stupid chattering class discourse of the trump era is so much more miserable

Well that's certainly something.

No, Andy. No. You're a good writer but, no. No. Just... no. This is why they're having Kevin Smith write the "Versus Marvel" crossover and the premise is seemingly just "The 'Star Wars' movies come alive and The Avengers say jokes about 'Star Wars' and everybody punches everybody." Good decision.

"Wait you're allowed to just do that?" www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8G5...

They literally filled in their own public pools so as not to be forced to swim with Black folks. White people have been fucking this country up in ways large and small because they’d rather hate Black people than love themselves.

condolences to Flavio Bolsonaro on having to pretend to be an Afrikaner

Oh noooo we are all doooomed forevermore nothing matters unless it's a violent action that my FBI handler is trying to get me to convince all my online friends we must doooo

Left out of this "report" headline: Nobody who actually still works for the chain cared to talk to them 🤣

You know he's keeping "ASIA, ACTUALLY" holstered like a smug trick shot the minute somebody mentions his wife

this man is a gotdamned patriot

Well, now they have to let Saint Christopher back in

This is probably the best ad I've seen against using generative AI: Mayer, who was an engineer at Google and a chief executive of Yahoo, has rotted her brain so much she can no longer classify her daughter as "empathetic, creative and an animal lover". The slide of competence is incredible.

If you're younger than, say... 60+ and/or grew up outside the U.S.? Look up what that was for a mild "What else didn't they teach us?" moment