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Any one of you who still thinks there is a single bit of difference between this place and X is in for a rude, rude awakening

u've been manateed

a nother, babybell cheese

my most 25 year old thought lately is "microwave chicken nuggets aren't inherently wet, no one reads instructions, these are almost better than the toaster oven"

there’s a men’s version of the wnba that’s basically just as good

havent played a good demo at next fest yet, but ummm enemy stuck on fence hahahahaha

can rich evans sing the national anthem at the world series? one rlm guy for each game?

guy who gets into cardi b bcuz of her npr tiny desk concert

WARNING! ANCIENT DISCOURSE WHINGING BCUZ A RANDOM POST ANNOYED ME: yknow if u wanna claim that the character you're drawing is aged up from the source material, you could at least update their design a bit. in bw2 they gave bianca glasses to show she's aged, it's like the most basic step possible.

george lucas invented vore by depicting the sarlacc pit burping after eating boba fett

gen z calling themselves zillenials is a really fascinating phenomenon. ik ur not a teenager anymore, a lot of us aren't.

zombie house part 3

rng loves her

they need to get ishowspeed on dancing with the stars

also, for real, I would rather have a ton of people who hate AI arguing with me when I say we need to take its claims of utility seriously than see a bunch of guys on X talk about how they’re spending $20k a month on Claude tokens for their machine girlfriend, I mean my god how tedious

As a big-time sports fan, I often find myself flipping the channel back and forth between football 🏈 and baseball ⚾ this time of year! -JB

zombie house wip

yeah well imakuni mindfreak

(at a bar trying to join a strangers conversation) the bar across the street is actually better. there’s not even that many nazis

the heat has died, but its so funny that nintendo dropped the OoT remake direct and people had to start saying "it looks like weird as fuck for a Reason" like that excuses it

my magnaminous boner, my spectacular hog

ive got a lot of twigs

whatever happened to being a kind and beautiful woman being #enough

i feel like making fun of white people for their bland food shifted to specifically england at some point, and like how strange huh

me, trying to make conversation with football boys: so how long do u think u would last inside tony romo?

thinking I'll be making a wee bit of fuckroot stew tonight

doing some shopping

please help… my son…

Apropos of the Jacob Geller allegations: Now's a good time to remember that being a rapist DOESN'T suffuse everything someone does. There is no ephemeral Aura of Rape that follows them, that you could have sniffed out. And that's why people deny it. Because a rapist can be anyone.

the m in samwich stands for mmm

and now for my true form: a pink kitty cat

new temp pfp to make me pick a better one later

it took me years to finally realize this but its insane that the most popular model for being an artist nowadays is that you're conquering a mountain of the self. what if i wanted a different metaphor for my life and my work? what if i didnt wanna turn my passion into my lifeboat?

absolutely fucking incredible news for public health in canada that a safer supply organization successfully fought the constitutionality of drug possession trafficking laws for not providing any legal way to operate. selfless life-saving work that is actually being identified and respected as such.

i was gonna complain about how people who think mayo is gross r running from the truth, but then i ate my chicken and sriracha-mayochup and it was so good that i am at peace

2008 was a rotten tree but this seems like shoveling money into a furnace that produces industrial waste and nothing else